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"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

urie

hayden: jackie's recovering pretty well, all things considered. yeah you remember how the twins were a little preterm it was so rough on jackie's body. yeah man she was so sick that entire pregnancy. this one went better of course but we were still scared. hell, i know i was scared. you wouldnt be able to tell with her. well you know how she is. tough as nails. her brother, yeah you remember him? he came to stay with us again, he's been a huge help looking after the kids...... a lifesaver. jackie wants to do more but... honestly man we werent even sure jackie could carry this one to term. i mean we were prepared for anything, at least we tried to be. anyway man sorry to ask but you wouldnt happen to be getting a blowjob right now would you?

urie

dungeonsex2026

“i wish they’d make a show about—” it’s black sails. “i wish more shows would—” they did. on black sails. “we need more shows that—” they already did. on black sails. everything you ever want or need. black sails has it for you i promise

keen-eye

if you haven’t watched black sails i cannot recommend it enough. one of the best written shows i’ve ever seen. it has everything you could possibly want: pirates, toxic doomed yuri (canon), toxic doomed yaoi (basically canon), bomb ass opening credits/theme, the locations/effects/wardrobe/soundtrack are glorious, phenomenal acting, toby stephens, every character is a bad person, they’re all playing 4D chess against each other and they’re all losing

itsacruelsummerwithyou2

black sails as a whole is a hugely underrated and early perfect show, but having just finished season three i genuinely think john silver should be in conversation for best character development in a tv show

zarahartist

First art of 2026 ✨

littlegirlinvisible

CONNOR STORRIE For the “Berlin Cowboy” editorial for LUSCIOUS HOMME Vol. 02 (2020), ph. Christina Adriana (via Instagram)

goawfma

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

blatterpussbunnyfromhell

Moroccan architecture (specifically, amazigh from Chefchaouen)

Post-colonial Algerian architecture (Algiers and Constantine):

Mozabite architecture (from Ghardaia, Algeria):

rainydaydecaf

I never saw people say stuff like this enough when I was a teenager, so I’m saying it now.

I’m in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. I’ve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasn’t into it at the time.

I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. I’m vibing. I’ve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and that’s enough for me.

And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I don’t feel at all like I’m lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would “make it good” for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if it’s a disappointing experience, I’m fine with that too. It is what it is.

Sex is just not that big of a deal. I suspected it as a teen, and I’m more sure of it now. It’s fine to have it or not have it. It’s whatever.

sncrlynwtms

fr though i am genuinely so proud of dan and phil for finally trusting us with this, and i’m equally proud of the fandom for taking the steps needed to become a safe space for them over the years. as someone who’s been here for 11 years, it feels so good knowing we’ve all worked together to create space where they feel safe enough to share such a vulnerable part of their lives with us after spending so long feeling like they couldn’t. the amount of love i have for the two of them and the world they’ve created for all of us is immeasurable.

wholeheartedsuggestions

if a sims movie is truly being made, i want it to be a horror movie where they do not acknowledge being sims and there is no evidence of them being sims except that they speak simlish and have plumbobs. i want ladders disappearing from pools and strangers breaking into houses and random basement prisons and people catching on fire while making macaroni. the whole thing must be in simlish with subtitles like a foreign film. that’s the only way you’ll get me to watch it.