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I'm Armando.

[msmarvel]

WAKANDA FOREVER

[viciousclass]

[dhafcat]

[pdlcomics]

Stars

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[sickassbonedragon]

[hells-little-fallen-angels]

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

[heartsnmagic]

[okaymad]

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[prescriptionquality]

FUCK MAN

[hitpass]

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

[fushark-deactivated20161123]

So much cats.

[colachampagnedad]

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growing up with siblings

[bigbeardedphil]

The fucking accuracy

[fatgirlfriendly-deactivated2018]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[lavendarjevil]

The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus

[solwomb]

LMAOOOO

[gentlemanlypansexual]

“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[vontesnapped]

add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar

[shante-erika]

Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back

[lemonysnicketlibrary]

[lemonysnicketlibrary]

Free advice from Lemony Snicket.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?

[over-the-linne]

WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS

[bubblegumflavor]

I once bought one… saying “fry away to the firmament” just for that

[khizhina]

@heikala_art

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[missarrozcongandules1991]

until native americans roll up into europe and start taking things at their leisure, you can’t tell me it goes both ways.

until puerto rican doctors start sterilizing white women, you can’t tell me it goes both ways.

until a white “swagged out” justin beiber lookin ass kid in a hoodie gets shot down for dressing like a thug, YOU CAN’T TELL ME IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

[notesonascandal]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[gif87a-com]

[neverthere12345]

But when the world needed him most…..

[youthetrevival]

I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.