[areu4realrn]

man its been a fucking MINUTE folks

[wetwareproblem]

Y’know, for all the flaws in the 90s Everyone Online Is A Predator Never Say Anything model, it was infinitely safer for kids than the current “your online friends are completely safe and trustworthy, but outsiders are inherently suspicious” model.

Still waiting for the “Most people are basically honest, but people who want to hurt you are really good at pretending to be friendly, so be open and kind but careful” model to take hold.

[redshift-corridor]

Personally I believe it would do a lot of good if we stopped teaching kids about dangerous people and taught them to identify dangerous behavior instead.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s a good rule of thumb for life in general to be suspicious of anyone who says “People inside this group are all safe, but people OUTSIDE this group all want to hurt you”.

[areu4realrn]

i should really think about cleaning this blog up and using it again, huh?

[leodrune]

the magick of tea

tea is an excellent way to incorporate green witchcraft and herbal magick into your daily life. here is a list of the magickal properties of different teas.

☾ black teas: the teas of winter. known to bring excitement, courage, and financial fortune.

    ♱ english breakfast: warmth, happiness, and courage

    ♱ irish breakfast tea: energy, strength, and willpower

    ♱ earl grey: the best tea for attracting money and fortune

    ♱ chai: love, prosperity, happiness, and healing

☾ white teas: the teas of spring, and the sun. known to heal and cleanse the drinker, as well as enhance spiritual communication and psychic energy.

    ♱ silver needle: purification, cleansing and healing

    ♱ white peony: protection against mischief and ill will

☾ green teas: the teas of summer. known for its powers of health, longevity, love and passion.

    ♱ sencha: prosperity, physical healing, mental strength

    ♱ matcha: love, passion and lust

    ♱ hojicha: banishing negativity, self-love, and health

    ♱ jasmine: spiritual love, energy charging

☾ oolong teas: the teas of autumn. known to inspire love, serenity, reflection, and balance.

    ♱ iron goddess: clarity of mind and heart

    ♱ osmanthus: transformation, harmony and serenity

☾ herbal teas: mixtures of herbs across all the seasons, with varying magickal properties.

    ♱ chamomile tea: love, healing, reducing stress

    ♱ peppermint: sleep, prophetic dreams, clearing negative energy

    ♱ lemon ginger tea: openness, cleansing, adventure

    ♱ dandelion root: divination, wishes, calling spirits

    ♱ fennel: vitality, banishing, energy

    ♱ ginseng: love, beauty, protection

    ♱ hibiscus: love lust, dreams

    ♱ echinacea: spirit offering, money drawing

[woodnymphwitch]

Smoking Herbs 🌿🍃✨

I’ve been smoking herbal cigarettes lately, as well as mixing herbs into my bowl when I smoke cannabis! I wanted to write a little post about my favorite smokable herbs, I am not super experienced so these are mainly just my current favorites! 

For me, smoking is a great grounding and centering exercise. The deep breathing and visuals of the smoke really help me calm down during tough times. 

🌹Rose: Rose is my favorite flavor for smoking, it adds a lovely aftertaste to whatever you mix it with. Rose is mainly used in love spells, making it useful for self love as well! 

🍃Mugwort: Used for divination and lucid dreaming. For me, it puts me in a dreamy, hazy mood. It amplifies your psychic abilities, making it easier to astral project, connect with a higher power, and more activities requiring an open mind. 

🌸Lavender: Calms and relieves stress, lavender is also used in spells that involve love. Smoking lavender is great for a mix of aromatherapy and breathing exercises for stress relief. Breathe in, take in the smell and taste of the lavender, and breathe out any stress or negative energy. 

🌼Chamomile: Relaxing, relieves stress, promotes restfulness! Chamomile relaxes the mind and body, helping to melt away anxiety. If you have trouble sleeping, try smoking chamomile with a base mix (mullein/red raspberry/etc) to calm you down before bed!

🌿Mint: Smoking mint makes me feel so clean! It clears out your respiratory system and leaves a lovely taste behind. In spells, mint is used for healing and purification. 

My favorite mixes:

Lavender, chamomile, mugwort, mullein for good rest

Chamomile, rose, lavender, cannabis for general calm and stress relief

Mint+ anything 

Rose+ anything 

[enter-clever-and-witty-url-here]

What was your middle/high school vampire book phase: Cirque du Freak, Twilight, Vampire Chronicles, Vampireology, Vampire Academy, or some other vampire book I am missing?

[nomiliy]

Weren’t there also those Vladimir Tod books? Eigth Grade Bites?

Either way, Shandom pride here 🤘🏻

[areu4realrn]

Cirque Du Freak was 10000% my hyperfixation from ages 11 to 16. but I REMEMBER THE VLADIMIR TOD BOOKS TOOOOO

[areu4realrn]

DO YOU EVER REMEMBER YOUR TUMBLR LOGIN AFTER FOUR YEARS

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[davids-harbour]

I just laughed so loud i woke up my brother

[areu4realrn]

EXCITING INFORMATION

my art blog is up and running now! i’m still adding stuff to it, but give it a follow!!

link is here !!

[areu4realrn]

EXCITING INFORMATION

my art blog is up and running now! i’m still adding stuff to it, but give it a follow!!

link is here !!

[kikichamma]

Hello hello!! This is my first time doing commissions, so reblogs and feedback would be much appreciated!! I’m starting school again in the fall, majoring in Fine Arts, (and am in between jobs right now) so any extra income is really appreciated!! <3

[areu4realrn]

shamelessly reblogging this from my new art blog which y’all should check out!!

[areu4realrn]

EXCITING INFORMATION

my art blog is up and running now! i’m still adding stuff to it, but give it a follow!!

link is here !!

[areu4realrn]

EXCITING INFORMATION

my art blog is up and running now! i’m still adding stuff to it, but give it a follow!!

link is here !!

[finalgirlhannah-deactivated2023]

some weird experiences i’ve had in theatre

my friend sean sneaking up behind me whispering “shhhhh! guess who it is” while putting a cat blindfold on me

being onstage during beauty and the beast and having my skirt fall down so the entire audience can see my batman underwear

during a show, someone was backstage and their mic was still on and they said “fuck me daddy” – which the entire audience heard

in a production of the lion the witch and the wardrobe, all of the creatures who had been turned into stone were frozen mid-dab

a giant circle of my friends and i started chanting “memes! memes! memes! memes! memes!” and jumping up and down

in the same production, my friend put me inside a giant trashcan on wheels in our school and wheeled me around backstage until my entrance

listening to the fitnessgram pacer test background music in the dressing rooms to get pumped up

once we did a musical number for a showcase where my friends had to tap dance, but none of them knew how so they just stomped really hard

wheeling my friend (who was supposed to be an old man) around the school in a prop wheelchair so he could go to the vending machine before the show started

ALWAYS twerking, grinding on each other, and dancing seductively behind the curtains during a ballad or sad song onstage

we had a little kid in a show once and he pooped his pants during dress rehearsals and his dad forgot to put a diaper on him that day

my friend’s shoe flew off during a kick-line once and hit someone in the audience

my friend sam, who played cogsworth in beauty in the beast, always had the giant clock on his costume set to 4:20

[fiightingdreamers]

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

[astrodickology]

This thread is making me wet

[weirdlight]

[tanookitoes]

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

[tchaikovsgay]

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

[existinmyhead]

[sarahseeandersen]

[lellybee]

@thegreatgatspee it’s us