You don't look bluish.

I can run from anywhere I like. Time is not the boss of me.

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“Your trauma made you stronger”

It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though

[catsuggest]

cat, what are your top 3 love languages?

1. foode

2. stare

3. donot touch

[catsuggest]

im know whot the spirit of christmeos is

[raspberri-iced-tea]

What is it, cat?

[catsuggest]

the spirit of christmeos is anarchy

[catsuggest]

[theycantalk]

prudence

[thelatestkate]

August 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿•)ノ

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thecaboodale]

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

[greelin]

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

[afabhysteria]

#i actually understand less

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[pdlcomics]

Want it All

[shortvideosandstuff]

[pdlcomics]

My Thing

[pusheen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by See Bang

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[seatrench]

Yellow Pygmy Goby

(source)

[montereybayaquarium]

HELLO MAY I SEE SOME DIVING BEETLES PLEASE IF THEY ARE NOT TOO BUSY?

Absolutely! We all live for the black and yellow submarines! 

Bubble butt? SCUBA beetle! Diving beetles grab a bubble of air they carry with them like a SCUBA tank to get more bottom time. Hope these good good beetles work for you!

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

[cwote]

^this seemed important