driftwood

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[generaljenobi]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[lizclimo]

[my-dailydreams]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[casadabiqueira]

Dream Street

W. Eugene Smith, 1955-56

[puppygirldick]

Jacek Yerka - Tsunami --

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[hisbrunetteroots]

I think it's so stupid that perisex people (not all of them) have created so many stereotypes about intersex people to the point where i was having imposter syndrome for so long because im not "obviously intersex"

Yes, perisex people, it is possible for you to have no idea that someone is intersex, it's not always gonna be something you notice straight away or ever.

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

ALIEN ROMULUS (2024)

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[anxietyproblem]

[radicalgraff]

"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression"

Poster spotted in Lismore NSW

[fuzzyghost]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest