the goose.

the goose™ has entered the chat. currently hyper-fixated on hazbin hotel and hannibal nbc it/its girlthing hello tumblr!! fully nonhuman & otherkin

[argothegreat]

goose dog. it/its. teenager. will come honk at you and shit on your lawn.

not really a girl, not really a boy, just a secret third, worse thing.

i block people freely.

[argothegreat]

huh

self-portrait

[argothegreat]

friendly reminder that i'm canine

therianthropy centered ms paint piece

car seat headrest lyrics of COURSE

[nikokrozzerox]

Oi! Happy birthday @argothegreat!!!!! :DDD

[argothegreat]

[argothegreat]

pride month

have a happy pride month!! here's my shitty three minute ms paint piece.

reminder from cheap perfume that it's okay to punch nazis (and our racist, transphobic POS politicians).

[argothegreat]

i dont have two wolves inside of me

i have one confused dog

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

This is Rocky Horror Picture Show. To me.

(image found on this post by @hairscare and @its-arson-time)

[cholerascum]

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE USE THE PRONOUNS IT/ITS OR XE/XER? WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO BY THEY/THEM? SENDING LOVE

[seabeck]

Mormon cricket

[seabeck]

Bumblebee

[argothegreat]

i love bees and pollinators of all sorts

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[argothegreat]

you fucking CANADIANS and your ALTERNATIVE NAMES. CALL THEM OTTER POPS AS GOD INTENDED.

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[imsocooltrusttt]

@aspecmemesdaily

[aspecmemesdaily]

Day 725

[argothegreat]

i have a MUCH better question

[threedollarsdotcom]

were putting innovative new torture methods into place like making people read youtube comments

[argothegreat]

i'd rather kill myself than put up with that i'm not shitting you

[anjdraws]

she tried to act tuff but she was geekin

(car seat headrest at the greek, 📸'd by @controllersphere)

[argothegreat]

*pees on the floor a little*

i-i - i was there...

[nervousyoungdogg]

Transgender person: (is sad)

Will toledo: (wakes up in cold sweat) something’s not right….

[argothegreat]

hey so i'm a normal person don't worry

[howlsnteeth]

[alterhuman-art]

[Image description: Digital drawing of a black feline sitting down, head lowered and crying blood. The feline is covered head-to-paw in scratches and bite wounds. Text reads "Good stories are bad lives." End description.]

[argothegreat]

MORE angel dust

art by meeeeeeeeeee