Why Are You Here

Im not funny please leave

[mousegirlheart]

a mother...

[thespian--against--farmers]

ATTENTION ALL FARMERS

Fuck you

[farmers-against-thespians]

Yikes. Never hit a block button faster in my life.

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[segamascott]

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[girlnephew]

[medievaljournalist]

grimes confirms elon musk's druidic status in unprompted statement on twitter

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dude you've got to get sprintr. it shows you the route which has the longest straight roads so you can get up to full speed when you're sprinting

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[lun-rk800]

When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.

[weissair]

You can do literal actual terrorism by raiding the capital building and walk away rich and famous as long as you're a right wing freak. But if you cull one of the parasites who get obscenely wealthy off of the deaths of countless desperate people then you are Satan incarnate and an example will be made of you.

[arguably-hoisted]

Am I insane or is literally none of this true doesn't his trial start in like february

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"would you like to use google AI to finish your email" no. i keep notepad open permanently with "fine thanks and you" for me to copy and paste. i do not need 'gemini'

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this

[freyfromthea]

are y'all hearing about this? apparently ZA/UM split up into three studios and they're all looking to make a disco elysium successor which they all announced on the same day

they're also all calling the others fake cashgrabs so who's to say which one is for real

[june-egbert-official]

this is how you know they're really leftists

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[pranks-zappa]

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

[coolyo294]

absolutely heinous keyboard spotted in bubblegum crisis