- Indigo Blues -

Ambiguous bitch from the night-shop

[houseofenid]

HOUSE OF ENID / URBAN PARADISE EDITORIAL - PRINTS AVAILABLE HERE

[babydollbondage]

[kharmakaze]

[aqqindex]

Ken Price, What Ought Not to Be, 2002

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[joshpeck]

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Snoop Dogg not knowing what otters are

[stunningpicture]

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

“Come Back Barack” -Chance the Rapper

[brownnesscrew]

lmaooooooooo

[heatherkjc]

[doujinshi]

i love cats

[effington]

I’m crying laughing

[orkeith]

@eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat.

[c-bassmeow]

“First things first I’m allergic”

[like-ivy]

[bestfriencl-deactivated20140302]

[arianetje]

Did someone call me?

[chipotole]

[arianetje]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[ghostparties]

Maciek Pożoga for SZ.

Styling by Samira Fricke.

[hustleinatrap]

it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

[luidilovins]

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

[nightguardmod]

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.

See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.

The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.

So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

[strawberrymacaronexplosion]

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

[the-dice-hag]

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

[thingsstingshouldsing]

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

[ruinedchildhood]

[arianetje]

pros and cons of 'making food'

Pros: food

Cons: making

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[i-am-extremely-mad]

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.