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"Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." -Voltaire

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hwhwgwhnwnwbwbwg-deactivated202]

when hands touch

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[stinkybrowndogs]

I have created the worlds shittiest cattio (a small dog crate i have jimmy rigged out the window) and it is a big hit

[sundavr]

Congrats on re popularizing the victorian child window cage 😂

[stinkybrowndogs]

FUCK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

[brightlotusmoon]

[shrodingerspenis]

unshrimp me back please

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[rock-n-rollin-bitch]

Flo at home (x)

[stlowens]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals

[coriesu]

Fidelity

Briton Rivière —1869.

[juliaxyn]

So many books, so little time📚✨

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

I love 👍. like hell yea brother

[gathermoments]

@gathermoments