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💛25, they/them, Indonesian in Canada💛 a blog that I accidentally made mostly of memes, you know, like an idiot Call me Ari

[artswordfolio]

the table top gang was talking about fashion in Tevinter again so have Dorian styled in a Chinese hanfu  👉👈

[aribistol]

I didn’t think you’d actually draw my suggestion 🥹

AAAA HE LOOKS SO GOOD

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[gretchensinister]

Insensitivity reader to make sure that your characters are ignorant assholes in the ways that make the most sense for the characterization you're trying to achieve

[gffa]

I'm still unable to comprehend how the HEATED RIVALRY show is actually real and was that level of hot and funny and tension-filled and had so much incredible yearning. The chair dragging scene alone has me in a goddamned chokehold, I'm just supposed to live my life as usual after that??? Well, that's what fic is for and, sure, it hasn't even been a week since my last recs set, but whatever I am FEVERISHLY reading fic and I need to shove them at all of you, too. I'm pretty sure this is the only way I'm going to survive until the next episode.

HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON'T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:

Your Account is Suspended for Violating Community Guidelines by butours, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2.7k     a few days on twitter and instagram in hollanov's world

Ilya's Hot Girl Summer by jsMika2, ilya/shane & harris & cast, 4.5k     “So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya. Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin. “It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?” Harris dragged a hand over his face. “The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”

You're Here to Win, Friend by verbaepulchellae, ilya/shane, NSFW, 3.9k     “You want a sandwich? I make really good tuna melts.” “I haven’t had one in ages,” Shane admits and then grimaces. “I’m on this diet actually, it’s macro-biotic, so… you know.” Rozanov stares at him, frowns. “Hollander, what? Macro… What are these words?” Shane laughs. “It’s for performance.” “‘It’s for performance,’” Rozanov singsongs back. “No, too boring. Shane Hollander, I will not accept you can be defeated by bread.”

5 Times Ilya Took Care of the Centaurs (Plus 1 Time They Return the Favor) by goodbye_cringe, ilya/shane & troy/harris & wyatt/lisa & luca, nsfw, 7.7k wip     Ask any NHL player who the most arrogant, insufferable player in the league is, and 90% will say Ilya Rozanov. Ask the Ottawa Centaurs who the greatest captain in franchise history is? Every single one of them will say the same name.

The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets, ilya/shane & david/yuna & hayden & j.j. & farah & scott, NSFW, 64k     No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by Justaromanticfool, ilya/shane & luca/oc & cast, NSFW, 27.9k wip     Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

All Things Considered by JediStormbringer, pouringinsheets, yammz, ilya/shane & eric/kyle, NSFW, 2.2k     The first time, Shane and Ilya walk in on Eric and Kyle accidentally. The second time, everything is on purpose.

Risk Management by thecouchsofa, ilya/shane, NSFW, 5.1k     Ilya gets the Spyder’s windows tinted. Then he takes Shane for a spin.

Full Yuna Hollander by DoubleDecker, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 1k     The Hollanders react to Shane and Ilya's Boxing Day fight.

Pavlovian by wilmonstan12345, ilya/shane, NSFW, ~1k     Shane has his standard response to seeing Ilya in the shower… in the Centaurs dressing room. Ilya is very kind, mature, and reassuring about this.

Down Bad by jsMika2, ilya/shane, 2.9k     “I could, though,” Shane said, not willing to give up just yet. “Seduce you. If we were meeting for the first time right now. As adults, I mean.” “You want to try?” Ilya asked. “If you think you can handle it,” Shane said. His blush was only getting darker, but the set of his shoulders was determined. Ilya smiled at him, helplessly charmed. Shane was such a competitive little shit, and he loved him so much.

you his boyfriend or something? by ingberry, ilya/shane & hayden & cast, nsfw, 2.2k     Shane is at a sports bar in Tampa when people at his table start talking shit about Ilya. It becomes impossible to keep his mouth shut. Or, an alternative retelling of how Hayden finds out.

You have a new message from BigStrongTop by wilmonstan12345, ilya/shane, NSFW, 3.5k     What if Shane and Ilya’s first hookup didn’t happen at CCM, but instead they met on Grindr during their first season?

you and me, baby, we're stuck like glue by broccolicheddarchicken, ilya/shane, ~1k     Superstar centers Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov get a little too close for comfort during a Boston vs. Montreal game.

we didn't even kiss by KJBee81, ilya/shane, nsfw, 1.7k     The elevator door opens. Shane does not get off. Instead, he presses the button for Penthouse 1 and hits send on We didn’t even kiss. He watches the floor numbers increase as the elevator carries him back to Ilya. Shane has no idea what he’s going to say to the asshole but he knows he has so many words that are about to burst out of his mouth. Fuck you being the first two.

thaw by diazette, ilya/shane, nsfw, 2.5k     shane and ilya sleep together, literally; ilya pines, and pines, and pines.

at the top of the mohs scale by Anonymous, ilya/shane & centuars, NSFW, pregnant!shane, 5.1k wip     Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.” Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?” “Both.” “Oof.”

i do it for you by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & j.j. & hayden, 2.5k     (jj and hayden visit shane at the cottage & jj realises there’s more to rozanov than he ever knew)

Shane... with a pussy by strwbrae, ilya/shane, NSFW, read the tags, 1.1k     Shane and Ilya have to be quiet, they wouldn't want to get caught, would they?

anything for by justbekind, ilya/shane, read the tags, 1.7k     That asshole had Shane pushed up against the sink – Shane, whose dark eyes were glazed over, almost unseeing. Shane, who was swaying, only kept up by the sink behind him and the relentless grip the guy had on his waist.

daydreamers by yourinsomnia, ilya/shane, NSFW, 4.5k     “Because you like to be bad, Shane Hollander.”

summer’s indulgence by yammz, ilya/scott, NSFW, 2.2k     “I’m Scott,” the man said breathlessly. He laughed then, a little shy sounding. “By the way.” Ilya took a moment still to open his eyes, basking in that fucking kiss, still without a clear view of his face. “Ilya.” But then shit changed.

(not) everything is about you by pouringinsheets, ilya/scott (& background ilya/shane), NSFW, 1.9k     Things fall apart with Shane on the rooftop after the Rookie of the Year award, and Ilya runs into the last person he would have expected to be...helpful.

YA lyublyu tebya, moy milyy mal'chik. by Robin_Ur_House, ilya/shane, 3.2k     Shane has a panic attack before a big press conference after one of the Montreal metro's biggest losses since he’d been captain. Ilya decides to go find him and talks his boy down from a heart attack

Say it Again by bubbleomatic, ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.2k     Watching Ilya be so tender and soft with their daughter Natalie stirred up something deep, something profound in Shane. And when Ilya had him in his hand in the privacy of their bedroom later that evening, Shane wasn’t expecting to call him “daddy.” He certainly wasn’t expecting Ilya’s absolutely feral reaction to it.

your home is with me by bluerosebouquet, ilya/shane, NSFW, 2.8k     It was a rare thing, for Shane and Ilya to have a Friday night off at the same time during the season.

Winner Takes It All by ItsMayBiTheWay, ilya/shane, NSFW, 2.2k     Ilya Rozanov. Rival. Asshole. One hell of a lay.

white sheets with lace curtains by autumnbaby (indigoh), ilya/shane, NSFW, 2.2k     Or, a denial of feelings that have already woven into everything.

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[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[x-authorship-x]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[gertritude-art]

going slightly insane trying to draw something so i drew grace in a hostage situation to calm down

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[avadaniels]

project hail mary has it all. amnesia trope. petty academics. platonic soulmates. narratively justified retro-futurism. red string of fate. a bird may love a fish, but where will they live / then I shall have to make you wings. also a competent woman committing so many crimes in order to save the world and bringing the protagonist with her everywhere because he is her AND I QUOTE "little science lapdog". book of all time

[ilovedthestars]

i've now seen multiple interviews where Ryan Gosling is asked who/what he would take with him if he went to space and he answers "i wouldn't go to space. i like earth." which is a very reasonable opinion but also a hilariously appropriate one for the actor playing Ryland "went to space very much against his will" Grace

[theprofessional-amateur]