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@arieuxin
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
who did this to me
I donât care if Mondayâs yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
Itâs Friday, Flat as Fuck
the socially anxious little girl would like to silently observe your discord server
if she is feeling particularly brave she might emote react to one of the messages
the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
itâs soso cool how mental health meds can lower your heat tolerance severely and make you sweat buckets. Love this feature
every moment of being alive is like this
logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me
me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses
Imagine how many great, weird, awesome stories would exist if writers actually wrote instead of scrolling on tumblr
u know what i didn't come here to be attacked like this
"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian
how long is an appropriate amount of time to pause or stop an episode when you know one of your favorite characters is about to die but you don't want to see them go so you're keeping them in suspended animation basically
5 minutes
20 minutes
an hour
a day
a week
a month
a year
more than a year but still a definite amount of time
keep it paused/stopped right before they die for forever so they never die
funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
the kissy kissy <3
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Hi yes hello itâs me the local wizard, and I- Ok well âevilâ feels like a strong word but yes, thatâs me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, thatâs my bad. Listen, I didnât think this through. It didnât occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.
I know Iâm the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. Iâm begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I canât take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I canât keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. Iâve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. Iâm getting nothing done.
Iâll pay you, Iâll grant you wishes, I donât care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad