Hello! Letters From an Asexual

I am a smol Hufflepuff who does stuff sometimes

[unomoralez]

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[heatandapathy]

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[arika-the-togepi]

@upper-casey

[cashcutie]

(ha) (ha) (I’m) (falling) (for) (someone) (I) (can’t) (have)

[organizaxion]

So if we FOIL this out we have

*cracks knuckles*

hahahaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahavehaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahaveI’mfallingI’mforI’msomeoneI’mII’mcan’tI’mhavefallingforfallingsomeonefallingIfallingcan’tfallinghaveforsomeoneforIforIforcan’tforhavesomeoneIsomeonecan’tsomeonehaveIcan’tIhavecan’thave

[cashcutie]

oh my fucking god

[upper-casey]

The two things I hate most: love and math

[fuks]

[anthonyesnark-deactivated202406]

You know, I really appreciate Hamilton’s (the musical. Or, as Darcy calls it, the operap. Opera-rap.) treatment of Maria. She wasn’t treated like a life-ruining seductress. Her actress played Maria as a desperate lonely woman. During the song in the live show, we see her read the pamphlets and freeze in horror. And during “Burn,” there’s this line (forgive my breaking of the lines. I’m no good at this) “you published the letters she wrote to you/you told the whole world how you brought this girl into our bed/in clearing your name/ you have ruined our lives”. While “our” here could be read as “the Hamiltons,” it can also be read as inclusive of Maria. And, given that Eliza resolves to burn all the letters during this song, I think there’s an unspoken rebuke of Hamilton’s complete betrayal of Maria too. He used Maria’s letters to try to save himself. Eliza is taking away his power to ever to do the same with her (Eliza’s) letters. Again, that’s obvious, but I find Eliza’s compassion for Maria noteworthy and less obvious. It’s arguable but these are things I choose to read as signs.

[delennjadzia]

[eclecticmuses]

I would just like to inform everyone that my husband is about as Hamilton trash as it is possible for him to be trash about anything (he is the very definition of ‘lowkey’). He just told me he’s been listening to the soundtrack for a week straight.

[arika-the-togepi]

He’s really lowkey? Hmmmm maybe he’s just a Burr lying in wait...

[burntcinnamonroll]

Like, your bf wears skirt and you don’t take advantage of that fact one bit? Boy, you disgust me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

[arika-the-togepi]

Aaron Burr: Look what I did

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good founding father is what you did. Look at him. He has a bullet wound in his chest.

[makeupaheadline]

This week in People Magazine:

“Andrew Hamilton. My name is…Andrew Hamilton. And there’s a million things I haven’t done”

[publius-esquire-deactivated2018]

Good thing there wasn’t an entire song dedicated to what’s his name, or else this would be super embarrassing.

[not-throwing-away-my-shot]

But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the - 

A N - D R - E to the Double-U…

[souberbielle]

“Figure it out, Andrew.  That’s an order from your commandrew.” - Greg Washington

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution

[quinntessentialharley]

Hi my name is Yorkshire Philadelphia Virginia Willamette Laurens and I was born in New York (that’s how I got my name). I have short blonde hair I keep under a powdered wig and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a genius, and I drafted the entire US constitution by myself (I’m seventeen). Stupid men are trying to steal my work. I’m a girl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love boys clothes and I always wear them. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a matching waistcoat and black leather pants, pink stockings and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Constitutional Convention. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stupid men stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This is exactly what I had in mind nice

[bogoglinggobolin]

@lazy-butterfly @smaugstorm look at these shenanigans

[arika-the-togepi]

Jefferson: Aaron Burr is immoral.

Hamilton: The garbage secretary is right. Promote him to garbage president.

[1of1orbit]

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[chellann-nicollares]

Yes Princess Rhett never loses chill over accessory.

[goodmythicalevening]

also how rhett goes through his link clones

[scarpology]

[stayy0ungandwild]

@futurepotus1322

[trinathewolf]

Are we not gonna talk about Greece’s self praise

And how everyone else loves Germany except for Greece

[meme-official]

Okay but Poland listed Germany as both the most and least trustworthy

[buffskeleton]

honestly the worst thing abt star wars is that i hate going on the beach and if someone asks me why i have to literally say with my mouth ‘i hate sand’ and then i have to try So Hard not to go ‘it’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’ but he’s Right anakin skywalker is 100% Correct sand is the Worst

[gothicprep]

who died and made you batman? wait. oh shit. dude i’m so sorry.