Um Hi?

I reblog shit memes, puppies, some nice art, and the occasional aesthetic post. That's all folks.

[weloveshortvideos]

when you gotta save the homie from the roast 

[pajaritos-deactivated20200314]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[alisonzai]

[everythingfox]

this is a video of a puppy dreaming

[40ozbaka]

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Okay - off topic but too incredible to be missed. My friend Misty (we rode the school bus together) hosted Thanksgiving for her family and put on the most elaborately themed dinner I’ve ever seen.

100% Harry Potter. She first sorted her guests into houses… took them to Olivander’s for wands… and after dinner they played games based on a full Hogwarts course schedule - ending in a game of Quidditch. I wish I was there. Every time I look at these photos I see more hidden details… the blacked out ceiling had FLOATING CANDLES.

This is amazing. And please tell her what your favorite details are! (3 of 3)

[toesucker]

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

[jestergnome]

glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Priest: “The power of Christ compells-”

Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]: “Your mother sucks cock in hell!”

Priest: “That’s her choice as a rational, consenting adult.”

Possessed person: “Good point.”

[babyfairy]

my friends: *say something funny online*

me:

[hearteyedraccoon]

[liartownusa]

[i-gotrunover-bya-porsche]

[mindfulwrath]

I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

[dungeonqueering]

This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.

It also makes Evil a playable alignment

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

[anxietyproblem]

[draculaflow3]

every moment is an epic gamer moment when i’m with you

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

im smart passing but internally im actually a real dumb bitch

[haybalesims]

[dropkickpikachu]

ba groba naby dooni tudem