[dailycatsblog]

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[hot-cicada-milf-summer]

The hunble pupcini mushroom

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[mousegirlheart]

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

[chirasul]

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)

[realpersonfacts]

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[only-cat-memes]

[ohcorny]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[thoodleoo]

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

[kamenriderhamo]

shouldve called his ass hilarious

[jentucker]

"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed."

—Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

[homeofhousechickens]

[winterswake]

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

[kirbles]

wonder what's down here