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So disrespectful.

The last emperor of China spent his last years as a commoner under the communist regime. He was lost on his first day of work as a street sweeper and told a passerby: “I’m Puyi, the last Emperor of the Qing dynasty. I’m staying with relatives and can’t find my way home.”

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Your grandma always told you stories about a giant dragon that was so strong, that it took a thousand magicians to seal the dragon away in opposites. Fireflies are actually the soul of the dragon and waterfalls the blood that once ran through its veins. Today you woke up to the news that all waterfalls have stopped flowing and that biologist found that firefly populations are blinking out.

firetopp

What I’m going to tell my kids

faithbeforefear

Spent a while trying to get her off my finger without touching her because babies are so fragile. She bolted from a pinkie and out of her bin onto my hand. Ended up blowing on her for a good 20 minutes until she went back on her bamboo.

mindblowingfactz

According to scientists, 70% of British men and half of all Western European men are related to the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun.

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

thebestoftumbling

scottish people twitter…

crispypepperoni

My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

brbjellyfishing

this physically hurt my brain to read

whatthe-shrek

This is a different language

xshyboyx-blog1

powerfulwizard

Otis is actually canonically trans

powerfulwizard

pathesis

saveyourblood

Me when I’m not on my period: yea it sucks but I mean whatever,, i’m used to them ya know?

Me when I am: how foolish of me,,, everything revolves around the period™… my entire life, gone

girlsguidetopowertools

HELLO??? pls read the entire thread

taviacw

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

blvckgeezus

So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that

xoxochristina75-deactivated2025

You should be able to contact uber directly not just the driver…but the driver shouldn’t just be holding your stuff…

That’s super fucked up

taviacw

@blvckgeezus essentially, yes

@christinaleannaruth I reached out to uber. They know he has my keys but there apparently isn’t anything they can do about him refusing to return them 🤷🏾‍♀️

thatssoliyahhh

Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he won’t return them?

taviacw

When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.

taviacw

@momo-mania I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours.

taviacw

Update: I just need to give it another 24 hours.

And Uber doesn’t have a fucking call line, so I guess he gets to keep my motherfucking keys

taviacw

citedsilence

What kinda fuckery is this?

youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou

This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?

taviacw

Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. I’ve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. 😭😭😭

thelastexhaledangel

dude won’t even mail them?

taviacw

UPDATE 3/16/18

Uber blocked my access to the “help” and “previous trips” tabs in the app. I can no longer reach out to them through the app and - if I hadn’t already screenshotted his info - I’d have no access to my uber drivers name and license plate.

PLEASE switch over to Lyft guys. Uber has made it ridiculously clear that they do not care about the safety and well-being of their riders

sorry-not-so-sorry

An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said “you can get it but only if you come by yourself”. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported him…but the nigga still has my old phone. It’s cool though, karma will get him.

taviacw

I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess they rock w him. I’ve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like “we sure are tired of this bitch…… blocked”

kanyeshrugtae

Aw hell nah! that’s some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known 🤷🏿‍♀️

wildlyunlikelybabe

I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash

taviacw

I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply y’all.

taviacw

Oh hey, my keys are being dropped off at a hub. And all I had to do was reach out for a week straight, contact uber support via social media, have several friends blast them across all of social media, file complaints with the BBB and the AG, dm the CEO, and call their critical emergency number. Thanks for your impeccable customer support, Uber. I will never use your shit service again.

casteliacore-deactivated2018080

What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

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I fucking love this

liache

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

gutsygills

why it so dangerous to be clean

catholic-aviator-deactivated201

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.