Arkenshield

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Jaqarya Smut

The Unmasking of a Girl

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Rains of Castamere re-written

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Much fab. So hair. Very sparkle.

[arkenshield]

If YoI characters were in your class...

[arwcnevenstar]

Reasons to love the hobbit fandom (and their spiral into bofa insanity)

[enchantedbyhiddles]

[dailyloki]

dcvsmarvel1560:

adrian-of-rome:

nature4all:

No, see, this is what people forget. Loki WAS the rightful king. Thor was fuckin BANISHED, ya hear me? Odin cast him the FUCK out! So when Odin couldn’t be king anymore, it obviously fell to his other son, Loki. And he gets all this bullshit about how he didn’t deserve to be king. The fucker was the RIGHTFUL KING OF ASGARD. Frost Giant or no, deceitful bastard or not, he fuckin deserved that crown. And he didn’t want it, he said he didn’t at the end of the damn movie. He just wanted to make his father proud, by showing him he could be just as good as Thor, if not better. Showing him he could be a true leader. But he was betrayed by the people who were supposed to trust and obey him. Because no one, NO ONE wanted Loki to be king, because no one thought he could do the damn job. Because he fucking wasn’t Thor. And you wonder why he wanted Thor dead, after all that? The man he could never live up to, even though he was already better, wiser, stronger, and more level-headed than him? But according to everyone, Thor was better. Fuuuuuck that. Loki should have been king until Odin woke up. Loki knew what he was doing, and it was the fact that people kept repeatedly fucking him over because they didn’t think he was able to do anything that led him to use drastic measures. He just wanted to be Thor’s fuckin equal.

Well said! Thank you. This is exactly what I have said, in the past, and I will continue to say it. He was treated so wrongly!

This is why my family and friends know better than to watch that movie with me because I defend loki till the end. What happened to him was wrong and get it is still what happens to so many other “villains”

This ^

[rainbowbasketball]

His broadmindedness is like a mom's (Kuroko no Basuke Translation)

Title:His broadmindedness is like a mom’s

Comic: original here

Translator: Jin

TypeSetter: Lola

Pairing: None

Characters: Kagami Taiga, Takao Kazunari & Kasamatsu Yukio

Notes: I have to agree with Jin, Kagami is a big bear and that’s that. The best part is at the end so please watch on~Lola

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I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

[into-the-weeds]

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

[eugeniedanglars]

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

[whoopsrobots]

No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri 

[roachpatrol]

actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids. 

rowena knew what the fuck she was doing. 

[rarmitagedaily]

[stopefy]

x HOGWARTS . H O U S E S x

[arkenshield]

Sirius: Moony, I need the-

Remus: [hands him the morning paper]

Sirius: Oh also I didn’t have a chance to-

Remus: [hands him his finished essay]

Sirius: Marry me?

Remus: I took care of that, too. We’ve been married for the last seven years.

[isaaclydia]

[arkenshield]

The Abominable Potato... Or something like that.

What do you mean I'm getting canon and fanon muddled up? As far as I'm aware, Sirius Black getting it on with Captain Hook in Winterfell is a perfectly sensible idea.

Oh and don't be ridiculous. Arthur IS obviously shagging his manservant.

And another thing! John is ONLY Sherlock's friend.

The kind of friend who your drug addled brain conjures in the very depth of your bottomless pit of a mind-palace when you've delved too deep, because while you don’t even know your own name or what is real and what is not JOHN WATSON IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I rest my case.

And yes I’m glad you liked my potato.

[ssromanogers]

To: @geishaveji

From: @mssweetserialkiller

Note: I hope you like this sweetie! <3

[chuhyas]

That's how you know. That's how you know... He's your love~

[nutella]

Our kind of spooning.

[mamalazzer]

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