arkk0

(she/they/any) new tumblr user! electrical engineering student, yap at me about nerd shit. love fixing and making stuff, both mechanical and electrical. loooooove military surplus. if it's green, tan, or has webbing and heavy buckles, i want it. expect sporadic "hey look at this cool thing" posts.

[proletprincess]

forced intimacy is so cutesy. imagine laying on the couch together while watching a movie and stroking her hair, and the entire time shes cold with fear because you have an open blade pressed against her throat to make sure she doesnt go anywhere.

youre gonna cuddle me whether you like it or not.

[arkk0]

thinking about the time i took amtrak while carrying a black rifle hardcase and not even the conductors batted an eye. it fit perfectly into the overhead bin. like it wasted no space whatsoever

i also had it next to me on the university bus. it took up an entire seat. nobody there cared either

[pilot-5513-jester]

She's so sweet and bubbly. Adorable, even. Always so polite and proper, especially to her superiors.

Which is why it's so jarring, bordering on sickening, when you're paired with her for a mission. The pure, bloody carnage on the battlefield is a stark contrast to the precious little thing you know back at base.

She's laughing as she rips yet another enemy mech limb from limb. Giggling like a child playing with her toys. It sends a chill down your spine. You can't even hear the screams anymore. Just laughing.

You always wondered why she's always wearing a muzzle, always leashed to the one everyone calls "Handler." Now you know. And you thank whatever cosmic powers may be that the two of you are on the same side.

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[prokopetz]

Achieving player-level immersion by making you do this before you're allowed to jerk off:

[gdevan]

I think this one gets use in either mode

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[dragongirlteeth]

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

[dragongirlteeth]

If yall don't stop blorbo tagging this I'm going to turn off reblogs. Shut up about those fictional men this is about t4t predprey yearning.

[arkk0]

i love how modern day electronic warfare is just mutual flashlight hide and seek

sure you can use the light of allah (ground based radar) to spot and/or blind the planes in the sky but you have just turned yourself into the most obvious fucking pillar of light and those same planes will deploy very fast moths with explosives tied to them (anti-radiation missiles) that will flock to your position as if it were a porch light near the everglades

[anxeious]

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

[arkk0]

we are no longer making freudian slips. we are freudian falling down the stairs

[flutterbvnny]

i need the kind of catharsis that comes from getting hit a lot then sobbing in the lap of the person who did the hitting

[arkk0]

this and a big sand pit with running water

[stuckinapril]

if you notice yourself in an asymmetric dynamic where you’re caring far more about someone than they do about you, just know that

It doesn’t fucking matter how much they care about you

what matters is YOU care and you need to hold space for that

caring about someone is never a bad thing even if they don’t appreciate it

instead of intellectualizing it, take a moment to really feel whatever caring for this person entails: sadness, shame, disappointment. Feel it all

where does the feeling originate? Your chest? Your stomach?

don’t write about it at first. Just feel it

Then write about it when you’ve really allowed yourself to full body feel it

Remember that it’s never a bad thing that you care, just how you act on it

you will move on from this with time ♥️

It will be ok

[arkk0]

since time immemorial one of my go-to methods of coaxing myself to sleep in the night is to imagine myself dying in various messy ways, including but not limited to: impaled, stabbed, shot in the back of the head, bleeding out, or splattered against the ground or wall. and once i had learned of a certain red pseudo-canine scp, being ambushed and having my throat ripped out by sharp teeth moved swiftly to the top of that list.

[arkk0]

also thinking of adopting 939 as a unit designation/callsign. maybe spray painted hastily on the back of a flight suit with the same number stencils they use to inventory military hardware

[arkk0]

since time immemorial one of my go-to methods of coaxing myself to sleep in the night is to imagine myself dying in various messy ways, including but not limited to: impaled, stabbed, shot in the back of the head, bleeding out, or splattered against the ground or wall. and once i learned of a certain red pseudo-canine scp, being ambushed and having my throat ripped out by sharp teeth moved swiftly to the top of that list

[feefal]

Seraph in the headlights

[andre-moraph]

🐺🔗~

[hc-503]

coming out as transfem to ac6 characters

walter:

What is it, 621? You'd like to go by "she/her" from now on? Hm... Alright, I'll update your records. Thank you for telling me.

ayre:

I'm glad you're being true to yourself, Raven. I didn't want to say anything but... I can see inside your head...

sculla:

This ones a woman, huh? No matter, I'll put you down like all the rest.

rusty:

Yeah, I figured. If you need hormones, I know somebody. I'm pretty sure she sells estrogen too.

snail:

I don't care if you're a he/she/they whatever! You're nothing but VERMIN, the lowest of the low, and I, V.II SNAIL, WILL-

iguazu:

W-what! Damn you freelancer... How come you always get what I- ... forget it.

carla:

Congratulations, tourist! You know, RaD is setting up new chem labs for that kinda thing. Yeah, its a real money maker. Mostly RLF, but Arquebus higher ups are buying in bulk for a "secret project". No clue what thats about but, hey, their moneys good. Come stop by, we'll get you sorted out!

freud:

Is that why you're such a good pilot? I've heard estrogen is a performance enhancer... I've been using it for about a month now, and I feel great. Like a big weight is off my shoulders. I'm still cis, though.

michigan:

Looks like G13 is switchin' sides! Congrats, kid! Hormone therapy is covered under Balam's insurance policy, just throwing that out there.

volta:

WHAT!? I GOT BEATEN BY A GIRL!? FUCK!!

nosaac:

can i borrow 20000 coam ill double it i promise