it's a love song

...

[fridge-04]

Shoutout to my mutuals who I’ve never fucking talked to

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[cleaningouttherooms]

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest

[letterful]

?

[prettyeaves]

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

[dogpuppy]

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[wildspringday]

[targetedknowledge]

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[captain-price-returns]

I love how insane everyone is now.

[captain-price-returns]

[feminist-space]

[poetrylesbian]

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live