I liek armor :]

i detect armor

[armor-detector]

Hiii I detect armor

Yes this is purely self-indulgent. I liek armor :]

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Tagging @guest-1337-detecter

Might make detecting image(s) later

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Yippee yay it’s armor — I detect armor

where armor ;[[[[[[ — I haven’t detected armor

[armor-detector]

Tf bro. I’m not empty inside nor do I hate myself. Actually I love myself and have multiple self-indulgent blogs with all of my blogs made for me. Armor jst isn’t sexy to me. Srry guys I felt a need to rant abt this results option from a “sexiest armor piece” poll

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[armor-detector]

Oh my

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[armor-detector]

YIPPEE!!! NOW LEARN!!!

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.

Some horsecock motherfucker: 

Knight: … What the fuck

[cerastes]

OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.

For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.

This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said “WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS”, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima’s recipe for success.

Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, you’re wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.

I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn’t consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?

Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.

[awed-frog]

Given the fact that yeah, you’d need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, I’m 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia. 

Only they made it pink, because of reasons.

[no-one-offical]

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[viciusknight]

IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

COME ON BARBY LETS GO DUEL

YEAH YEAH YEAHH

[armor-detector]

Idk if that’s called armour and idc. That’s definitely armour now

[nedtheknight]

Helms of Passing Strangers

[armor-detector]

Huh. . .

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[armor-detector]

Yippee medieval armor!!!

[blumineck]

It’s the final few days of the Bluminarmour Project! After some issues with Kickstarter let’s see how far we can get!

If you want to see fantasy tropes, historical movement and silly tricks tested in authentic full plate armour, please consider chucking a few quid over (or like and share this post):

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[blumineck]

Update on this:

Kickstarter removed my highest funding tier so I lost £11k of funding since earlier today.

BUT

I’ve managed to get the deadline extended in light of this. So this might still happen!

[blumineck]

We’re into the last week now! This is close enough that I think this could actually happen, but it’s still got a way to go!

If this is something that interests you, please consider donating or sharing!

[creatures-in-posts]

[armor-detector]

Where their armor??? :[

[most-likely-human-indeed]

what… what if we were ducks together

DUCK FACTORY （アヒルのメーカー）

i love ducks twitter: https://twitter.com/hexaes tumblr: https://hexaes.tumblr.com if you like this, consider leaving a tip on ko-fi: http

[goldenbunny30]

Duck me and. . .new duck oc. I’m the oc-pilled friend/moot/oomf/whatever

[chaimydrink]

Ehhehehe I keep making them

[goldenbunny30]

I DIDN’T EVEN TAG YOU THIS TIME

[chaimydrink]

Hehehehe

[goldenbunny30]

Give the others attention nowwww

[chaimydrink]

?

Your ducks?

They are lovely!!!

[goldenbunny30]

No. the other detectors

[chaimydrink]

But... but my yaoi...

Also im scared I will get mocked

[goldenbunny30]

Do I have to do it myself

[most-likely-human-indeed]

…yes…

[goldenbunny30]

@guest-1337-detecter hashtag jump to introduce my friend to the detectorverse?

[guest-1337-detecter]

Sure

[list-detector]

Sure²

[alien-chance-detector]

Sure³

[rabbit-detector]

Sure⁴

[unyieldingsilence-detector]

[the-spawn-detector]

(Sure⁶)

[caine-detector]

Sure⁷

[armless-detective-detector]

Sure⁸

[skateboardphightingisntreal]

Sure⁹

[chance-detector-on-heroin]

Sure¹⁰

[noob-detector-on-tobacco]

Sure¹¹

[itrapped-detector-on-fentanyl]

Sure¹². . .

[mafioso-detector-on-shrooms]

Sure¹³

[guest-1337-detecter-on-alcohol]

Sure¹⁴. . .

[rocky-detector]

Sure¹⁵

[togore-detector]

Sure¹⁶

[d3rlord-detector]

Sure¹⁷

[dyle-detector]

Sure¹⁸

[armor-detector]

Sure¹⁹

[catchymemes]

[king-of-oreo]

This is how men want women to dress

[fancysheepnacho]

this is how i want to dress

[armor-detector]

As originally women, I have to agree with king of oreo. Also armor detected

[miyuliart]

Trying to figure out how to draw armour. These are some of my notes I uploaded on patreon. A lot more to come since I really want to figure this one out.

[armor-detector]

Armor study!!!

[sceptixfakemon]

TAG YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR FAVE MEDIEVAL HELMET

[armor-detector]

Greathelm!!! Also yippee so much armor detected :D

[goldenbunny30]

OMG OMG OMG KNIGHT ARMOR!!! HASHTAG I HAVE A DETECTOR FOR THAT @armor-detector

[armor-detector]

I love Dan :]

[armor-detector]

Hashtag DON’T wear armor directly on your skin??? Also don’t post pics of yourself in armor without a chest piece. I keep getting flashed by this one post in the knightposting tag

[blumineck]

We’re 1 week in, and ridiculous armour shenanigans are 40% funded, which is awesome! Massive thanks to everyone who’s donated so far!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is raising money for a suit of fitted historical plate armour for both fun and serious historical and fantasy testing.

[armor-detector]

ARMOR ARMOR ARMORRRRR!!!!

[oddarette]

Here, take this battle shrimp. One could say you've found your knight in brining armor🦐

[armor-detector]

BATTLE SHRIMP!!!

Yum. . . Shrimp. . . 🤤

[blumineck]

The Royal Armouries let me play about in their armour!

(This was a set from someone similar in size to me, but it wasn’t exactly correct in all dimensions. Real knights often wore armour that was made to measure, which would allow for a slightly better range of motion. However, for a video game or film character that has looted armour, then something that fits as well as this would be a best case scenario, so it still tells us a fair bit!)

[armor-detector]

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