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Hi! I'm Micah. 25. Transgender Fitness Fanatic. 3x Tough Mudder. Bachelor's Degree in Women's Studies. Minor is Social Justice. Certificate in LGBTQ Studies. Ask or talk to me about anything!

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[zwampy]

[chongoblog]

Thinking about how weird the early days of cell phones were by todays standards.

“Lol” and all these abbreviations really started to take off because to put down the letter “c”, you had to hit the 2 button 3 times, so saying anything took forever.

But of course god forbid you text much anyway, because you only got, like, a few hundred texts per month before you got charged extra costs

There was a dedicated internet button you had to avoid like the plague because most plans didnt give you internet and you’d get charged.

Phones were so shitty that they would just give you a phone for free if you got a monthly plan.

You could text a number to get yourself a Family Guy Ringtone. And they advertised that on television.

[shortcrust]

Absolutely losing it at this reply

[shortcrust]

[tinakolesnik-deactivated2022073]

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[sandmandaddy69]

[hail5tan]

Shorts that say this on the ass

[theconcealedweapon]

[beardedmrbean]

Just dudes bein bros

[mysharona1987]

[jaubaius]

This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

windshield wiper

[thyrell]

at my welding class we have a table for examples of things not to do, and today this showed up

[thyrell]

[captainsjack]

im in love with her

[notcuddles]

Weird, I don’t remember being on Frasier, but clearly that’s me

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?

Damn…

[everythingfox]

happ boi

(via)

[ashstfu]

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

Extra-Slut Olive Oil. send post.

[sappho-official]

So I was looking up drawing reference and I think I just found my new favorite stock photo of all time

[sappho-official]

Like there’s just…so many levels to this

He’s a businessman holding a sword 

He’s in front of the ocean 

 It’s in black and white 

He’s in like, a fencing stance? For some reason?

He’s holding what I think is an arming sword?? Completely all kinds of incorrectly?????? It’s too heavy to be used like that, what the hell man

 His left hand looks like he’s doing a jazz hand

For just $575 you can use this image for your business! And if you do, please tell me what the hell your business is.

[tropicalhomestead]

Don’t talk to me or my Extreme Executive Fencing & Beach Soft Shoe League ever again.