The Armada!

This is an indie, semi-selective roleplaying blog which is multi-muse! Please read the rules before interacting! Tracking the tag armxda.

[armxda]

Well this is certainly a surprise...

// I suddenly remembered my account information for this RP blog of mine.

How long has it been since I last posted? A couple of years, perhaps? Well... Might as well reboot this thing and start it up again. (If by chance some of you even remember me.)

[symbolmemes]

Send “‼️” for my muse to hug yours after being reunited after a long time apart.

[rpmemes-gallery]

Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Too Shy To Reach Out?

Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet

♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…

[armxda]

rose-gone-wild:

Leila breaks the kiss, and looks back at him. “I suppose it is a lil’ crowded here at the moment…” She taps Jennie on the shoulder, and gives her a nod. With a sigh, the lean, lanky redhead dismounts, and they both stand, the captain immediately pushing her gunner into the wall, kissing her furiously. They will entertain themselves for the time being, while the aloof blonde trots forward to claim the young man as her own.

“Alright… “Crow”, was it?” She presses his shoulders back into the floor. Her expression could only be described as “aroused scowl”, hungry for a fix but uncertain that this fellow would be enough to sate her. She places her finger on his lips. “No kissing anywhere above my neck. My ass is quite sensitive, as is my tailbone, but the rear port is strictly off limits. And if you shoot off the moment you enter, I will be very disappointed. Do we understand each other?” Pauline’s harsh tone was counterbalanced by her hot, quickening breaths, and the increasing pace of her grinding against his lower body, seated just in front of his stiffened manhood. The elegant, bronze-skinned, blonde-haired goddess looked down at Qrow intently, hoping that her first impression of him was incorrect.

“Qrow, Crow, call me whatever you want sweetheart. Because right now, you are all free to use me as you will. But don’t you underestimate me... I won’t simply bend to your will.” he challenged as he gazed right at Pauline’s eyes with confidence.

Listening to her rules he’d give a playful shake of his head before responding again. “I get ya, sweetheart. So just take it easy... Maybe brace yourself for a ride that you might not want to get off of.” he cooed with a few breathy moans due to her actions, but nonetheless, he enjoyed it.

Once she had seated down onto him, he gave an audible moan feeling the sudden jolt of pleasure before smirking a bit as he’d placed his hands onto her hips. And this was where Qrow knew that he’d have to lecture her on a few things~

The nicely built, heavily scarred man suddenly started taking control, thrusting his hard, long shaft deep inside her. Giving a small few thrusts to get her adjusted to the feeling.of his rather bigger size before giving a strong thrust, feeling the end of her womanhood hitting the tip of his cock. “Mmm~ Just enough to fill you up~ Now... Let’s hope you can walk the walk.” he stated as he took hold of her breasts with his intensity of thrusts going harder and stronger after each thrust he had given her with his cock being wrapped up nicely because of her.

[terrortwerp-deactivated20171120]

history of the entire world starters

snippets from bill wurtz’ history of the entire world. feel free to add to this, amend and generally do what the heck you like with these man :^)

“You’re on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?”

“I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.”

“How did this happen?”

“Like I said, it didn’t happen.”

“Nothing was ever anywhere.”

“Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.”

“I want things to change.”

“I want to invent time and space, and I know it’s possible, because everything is here.”

“Try to stick together, because the world is going to get bigger, and emptier.”

“Some stars burn out and die; bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION!”

“Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.”

“Weather update; cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.”

“Something’s alive in the ocean.”

“Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?”

“Wow, that’s animals and stuff.”

“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.”

“And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”

“Learn to use an egg.”

“Oh fuck, now everything’s dead.”

“Yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, it does that all the time.”

“It’s mammal time.”

“Look at those breasts.”

“That’s a human person, and now they’re everywhere.”

“Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”

“Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.”

“Coming soon to a dank river valley near you.”

“Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?”

“I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”

“They wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff.”

“You can make a religion out of this!”

“Oops, China just broke.”

“It was a great idea—he was great, but now he’s dead.”

“Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?”

“Hell yeah! Now we’ve got business.”

“Is loving Jesus legal yet?”

“Your gods are all fake.”

“You can make a religion out of this, and maybe conquer the world as well.”

“Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?”

“Look at those mounds.”

“I always wondered how to build a town in a cliff.”

“Is it Tonga time? I think it’s Tonga time.”

“Look at this Chad—that means lake.”

“So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire?”

“Hey Christians, do you sin?”

“That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that’s a scam.”

“Fuck the church, here’s 95 reasons why.”

“Nope, but at least there’s beaver.”

“Why didn’t we think of this before?”

“_________ lives in Zanzibar now, that’s just where s/he lives.”

“Well, blame something on them and go to war!”

“Look at those guns, it’s gonna be a great war.”

“Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey.”

“Let’s unite all the nations and have some world peace.”

“I’ll race you to space!”

“Wanna print a brain?”

“Some people have no friends, some people have no food.”

“The globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic.”

“Let’s save the world!”

“By the way, where the hell are we?”

[doitforthememe]

Send me ₩ for my muse to sit in your muse's lap

[armxda]

rose-gone-wild:

While Qrow plotted beneath them, Leila swiveled around, and called for her crewmate to do the same. Once they faced one another, they leaned forward, kissing and fondling one another recklessly, as they thoughtlessly ground themselves upon his cock and his mouth. The man was effectively playing the role of a double-ended dildo at this point- if it was his intention of taking any control at all, he would have to make his move fairly soon. Meanwhile, Pauline’s voice was completely gone, for the moment.

Qrow started going all out with the two girls that he was currently faced with, but soon stopped their movements as he noticed the other might be feeling left out. “Oi cap’n?~ I think we should have someone take their turn... For now at least.” he cooed before giving one last lick.

“Don’t worry.. I’ll get it back to you good~~” he teased, waaiting for Paulinne to get on aboard. “Don’t worry... I won’t bite~ Unless... You want me to~”

[armxda]

// So I just had one of the BEST days of my life.

I MET Akidearest & Joey The Anime Man and I’m just...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*extreme fanboying and screaming off in the distance*

[rppanda]

Send 💋+ a number to kiss my Muse!

On the nose.

On the cheek.

On the forehead.

On the hand.

On the neck.

On the nape of the neck.

On the shoulder.

On the chest.

On the stomach.

On the knee.

On the ankle.

On the ear.

On the jawline.

On the collarbone.

On the lips.

[armxda]

Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.

Alternately: Send a “❤❤❤❤❤❤” if you wish to do all of the above.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Too Shy To Reach Out?

Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet

♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Treasure Chest Opened! You Acquired _____” Along with an Item My Muse would obtain by opening a secrete treasure chest, Make it ANY item you want and see My Muse’s reaction to obtaining said Item.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send ⛓ to capture my muse

[heartmechanic]

Here is the Bunny Corrin I made during the Spring Banner thing on FE:Heroes (It was posted on Reddit by my brother btw ) - I really wanted to pull Camilla but I spent almost 150 orbs on this banner and I didn’t get any focus unit D: #feelsbadman

[hai-hai-desu]

[rpmemesyo]

Send 🌸 to put a flower crown on my muse!