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I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
Greatest hits of FIFA cultural exchanges thus far:
Learning about flyovers and pyrotechnics at American games being a thing
Non-americans discovering the size of American football stadiums....for high schools in texas. Also the size of our stadiums in general.
Going to baseball games as a side treat! Lmao.
Non-americans losing their minds over "like, 100 petrol pumps," at buc-ees.
Related: Americans often forget how huge target and Walmart is.
People discovering American BBQ
Non-americans being obsessed with mid American restaurant chains like Golden Corral and Taco Bell
A lot of them really did feel god in this chile's apparently
The rightful obsession with waffle house
New understanding of American Big Drink With Ice supremacy as summer creeps in
Americans realizing we have a Team USA and we are not, in fact, just "hosting our friends" from around the world — mostly because we won our first match and our team is decent??? Not amazing but not the worst.
Side rant: us women's football team is legendary good and we should care about that more like. Hello???
Understanding that America really is that fucking hot and summer is just starting
Related: the english team did warm ups in Florida RIP, and also the there's a video of the French team just being like fuck the heat, fuck the sun, this is so hot...
Americans who do not normally care about international football but fucking love a sport and cheering so we're just hyping whatever team is nearby, like we see a party and just show up and learn the chant. Like sorry many of us don't know shit about soccer but if we see a bunch of people in viking helmets or kilts or holding a bunch of flags and cheering we're game.
TAILGATING!!!!
I already said this but American yellow school bus is an international celebrity
The Scottish drank Boston dry of beer apparently, like they quadrupled what Boston normally sells for fourth of July weekend. SAM ADAMS HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY BEER DELIVERY.
Also the English team fans got kicked out of The Londoner pub in Dallas after drinking 5,000 beers and going over max capacity lmao
Free refill drinks, tortilla chips & salsa.
So many non-americans are going to be here for the 4th of July for our 250th anniversary which is going to be great and hilarious
Non-americans discovering ranch as a beloved condiment
Non-americans understanding American obsession with hamburger now
Japan's homebase is in Texas and the cultural differences are frankly great and also the Japanese fans are SO NICE and helped clean up the stadium after a match???
All the short videos with the eagle screech (which I think is actually a red tail hawk but whatever)
The Estate's Secret The Earth's Champion
i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist
I cannot believe it worked
LMAO Amazing 🤣
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
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Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔
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Hey, I'm handing out magical girl artifacts that grant mysterious and untold powers. All I need you to do is choose your element of power. It's-
No you can't all choose darkness. Or shadows. Because either you're joining the bad guys or you're going full chuuni with that option. Pick again.
Crystal? Good stuff, can't fault a classic.
Water? Girl, ok but let's work on that self esteem. Where's your main character energy? Water is sidekick stuff.
Can you- sorry? Did you ask for your element to be *guns?* Are you Rob Liefeld? I don't care what Homura did, you're supposed to be healing hearts and fighting darkness, not capping asses. Back in line.
BDS- wait what?! You can't do that on this show. I don't care what kinds of magical girls you're gushing over! And no whips!
Yeesh. Ok then. Who's next? You want... the endless void? Goddess dammit, no chuuni stuff! You're getting stars.
Who else? You want fire? Just regular fire, not all-consuming hellfire, not flames of lust? Finally! Take two.
Next!
I really want to talk about Kiwi Araga right now.
First of all, is a villain really complete without a loyal minion?
And Leoparde is a fantastic one for Magia Baiser.
Personality wise, she's a great foil for Utena. She's hyper, brash, loud, and very upfront with all of her feelings, compared to Utena who is usually more quiet and closed off. So they're a great double act both in and out of costume.
But just as a character on her own, she's fantastic.
Kiwi, a twitter thot who decided that becoming a supervillain was better than posting thirst traps.
Kiwi, who's magic power is that she has a gun.
Kiwi, who 100% wants to murder her rival both in and out of costume without knowing they're the same person.
Kiwi, who got her ass kicked so bad one time that she fell in love on the spot.
Kiwi, who decides that the best gift for a small girl who plays with dolls is a mech model kit, which she did not know required assembly.
Kiwi, who names her attacks shit like "Just-fucking-die bomb" and "obliteration beam beam"
Kiwi, who literally got put in gay baby jail.
And no, she does not wear pants. Astounding.
I really get her entire vibe, extremely relatable I think.
Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past