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Ravenclaw. INTP. Leo. She/Her. Asexual, Aromantic. Brazilian. Disthymic. ADHD(ADD) Status: mess.

[ladyothelakes]

It's Xena and Gabrielle's 30th anniversary together and to celebrate, they're getting married!

Coming to a comic shop near you...

[haplessgoblin]

Important Xena updates from that oral history article

Love, death, and lesbian subtext: A 'Xena: Warrior Princess' oral history

Thirty years after 'Xena: Warrior Princess' premiered, EW presents an oral history of Xena's journey from sword-wielding heroine to feminist

Okay so first of all:

Puppy Gabrielle confirmed

Secondly: Alexandra Tydings is queer?! Was this already known and I missed it?? And uses she/they pronouns per Instagram?? Waaatttt

Damn, okay

We can't stop winning

[bloodraven55]

please i can't with her smug "yeah that's right cope and seethe bitch i'm the baby daddy" look at the end here..... gaybrielle the icon that you are

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

One subtle way that Xena got around the studio censors was to have Xena and Gabrielle always sleep side by side, with zero personal space, rather than on opposite sides of the campfire.

Even when they'd get to sleep in a bed, they'd always share it.

They might not have been able to come out and say it, but the show made it clear that these two slept like an old married couple, and on rare occasions, when studio heads weren't looking, they even got to cuddle.

[bloodraven55]

literally more or less how my coming out actually went

[angelofverdum]

My favorite thing about Xena is that it doesn't matter what plot you thought for your fanfic, Xena already did it in canon.

Vampires, time loop, memory loss, sacrifices, time travel, AU where they are celebrities and the fans are wondering about the nature of your relationship, farytale kiss to wake up the love of your life, horror. The female best friend being the daddy who stepped up to an accidental pregnancy, Greek gods, dying and coming back to life, CRUCIFICTION.

I can go on and on and on.

Xena Warrior Princess, the show that you are.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

[telumendils]

thinking about how extremely gay xena: warrior princess was and the fact that there are baby queers out there who think they were queerbaiting??? like honey no, they did literally everything they could to make it clear these women were fucking offscreen without offending the censors. it's magical. learn your history. enjoy it.

[aro-probably-ace-ravenclaw]

the aromantic desperation of never being the first pick. Not even when it's an easier one.

I am heartbroken.

[animentality]

[justsmth2]

I was rereading poa and got carried away

[cat-mermaid]

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[heavensghost]

They are familiar things but I am a stranger now

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[heavensghost]

You don’t have to belong everywhere!

[crtter]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[crtter]

Here, this should make it clearer:

[crtter]

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

[crtter]

There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.