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I’m hiding from my own existence

[theglitchywriterboi]

If you had the choice what would you pick ? [Both are tax free***]

$1,000 a day for life

One time payment of $10,000,000

Voting ended onMay 12, 2024

Explain your reasoning plzzz

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[cloverhighfive]

Sauce :

2 Tbsp soy sauce 1 Tbsp dark soy sauce 1 Tbsp shaoxing wine 1 Tbsp sesame oil 1 inch grated ginger 1 minced garlic clove 1/2 Tbsp sugar

you're welcome.

Bonus tip : you can add an egg (or more) to make hard boiled eggs at the same time (to eat now or later)

Bonus tip #2 : you can cook half rice, half quinoa/small green lentils (takes the same time)

[ineffectualdemon]

I'm making this right now (rice cooker is on) with frozen veg because that's what I had, don't know if it will work but holy shit it smells amazing

[forthegothicheroine]

What to Read After Dracula

If you want to read more Stoker: Dracula’s Guest and Other Stories by Bram Stoker

If you want more foundational genre-defining gothics: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

If you want homoerotic vampirism that’s both intriguing and problematic: Carmilla by J. Sheridan le Fanu

If you want a gothic heroine fighting against the villain trying to possess her: A Long Fatal Love Chase by Louisa May Alcott

If you want a protagonist entering an extremely fucked up old money home and fighting for their freedom: Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno Garcia

If you want basically the same plot as Dracula but a lot more batshit and can put up with 1800s racism: The Beetle by Richard Marsh

If you want a modern take on Dracula that acknowledges the sexual assault subtext: The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix (note: this one is very hit or miss, people either love it or hate it)

If you want academics fighting ancient evil and an actual implied cameo by Dracula: The Case of Charles Dexter Ward by H.P. Lovecraft (my personal favorite Lovecraft!)

If you want morally ambiguous mad scientists: The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Other Stories by Robert Louis Stevenson (and read the rest of the stories in it while you’re at it!)

If you want rootin’ tootin’ Americans fighting gothic monsters: Pigeons from Hell by Robert E. Howard

If you want a gothic mystery with a spooky villain: The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle

If you want an implied polycule where a nerdy lady does all the real mystery solving: The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins

If you want the kind of vampire romance Dracula has become in pop culture: A Taste of Blood Wine by Freda Warrington

If you want something campier: Haunted Castles by Ray Russell

If you want something sexier: The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter

If you want something weirder: Blood 20 by Tanith Lee

If you want to read foreign bootleg Dracula: Powers of Darkness or Dracula in Istanbul, both creatively mistranslated from Bram Stoker

[hiwelcometoua]

Izuku: If you didn't want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance.

[courtdraws]

some environments based on places from the eleventh hour taz arc! feat. the davy lamp, main street of refuge, and paloma’s hut (click thru for higher quality!)

[slothfuljeremiah]

underrated part of tma is when jon just starts randomly hearing circus music leading up to his kidnapping. like in a normal world that's already terrifying but hearing tracks from pennywise's latest mixtape on the wind while knowing for a fact that evil clowns exist and want to wear your skin? i would shit my pants

[quantum-nebulas]

Can you imagine encountering Jon on the streets and commenting “do you hear that music” and Jon just looks at you dead-eyed and goes “don’t worry the clowns are here for me” and then just leaves.

What do you do with this information

[shitonshitonthatshit]

Makes my heart flutter

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

And we’ll enjoy it every single time.

[youre-only-gay-once]

[nubs-mbee]

Martin should have been more aware of selkie courting rituals

[retrogamingblog2]

[anxietyproblem]

[prisonhannibal]

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

[prisonhannibal]

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

[deathbydyingpod]

KILLER WRITING ADVICE: You don’t have to kill people irl for inspiration for your stories. The murder mysteries will come to you, I promise.

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[alivehouse]

au where jon agnes and gerry form a friend group called ‘being the chosen one sucks a lot actually’

[alivehouse]

new thot about thid dynamic

[alivehouse]

listen,

[alivehouse]

EXTREMELY good takes on this post so far

[fandomrecycling]

These Takes Are Glorious