You're gonna carry that weight.

Grill. Born and bred from ice patches in Canada. ENFP/ESTP.

[femmedefandom]

will I ever stop falling headfirst into obsession with dark haired fictional men full of trauma and a need for love? no, no I will not

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[stinkylittlegnome]

Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great

[catsi]

I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[castielss]

#every time Kate does something       BRIDGERTON SEASON 2

[dommehour]

[finalrespite]

thiswasnotmyintention.jpg

[kawaiidesuswag]

[shivuyi]

[256gb]

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[thebootydiaries]

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

[australiansanta]

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[colachampagnedad]

me: *realizes i might have genuine feelings for someone*

me: