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If Wall Street valued you like SpaceX, how much would you be worth? Enter your income and discover your new billionaire-approved valuation.
Musk says SpaceX “shifted focus” to a self-growing Moon city in under 10 years. Reality: Starship isn’t operational, lunar missions require multiple launches + orbital refueling, and failure risk compounds fast. This isn’t a plan — it’s a pivot. #Musk #SpaceX #Starship
Elon Musk and the Epstein Files: The Emails, the Denials, and the Projection Playbook
Documents vs. denials: Elon Musk and the Epstein files. The latest Epstein-file release isn’t “internet gossip.” It’s a major tranche of U.S. Justice Department material that has reignited global scrutiny—not just because of the scale, but because the documents include communications and contact trails involving influential people across business and politics. Multiple outlets report the DOJ…
No, there isn’t a trillion-dollar pay package. There’s just a trillion dollars of fraud, delusion, and hero worship — and a board willing to pretend it’s capitalism.
A pregnant Tesla fan called her car “the world’s safest” while taking a selfie—hands off the wheel, baby in back, referral link in bio. Not motherhood. Marketing. #Tesla #FSD #TSLAQ
Tesla banned car dealerships — then turned every buyer into an unpaid salesperson. They lie about “Full Self-Driving,” work for free, and think Elon might notice them someday. It’s a cult powered by referral links, not facts. #Tesla #Musk #TSLAQ
Elon Musk just launched a new program called Starship Influencer Testing — where fans can pay $420.69 for a chance to ride the next rocket explosion “for humanity.” Because nothing says progress like crowd-funded vaporization. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk
YouTuber Bearded Tesla tried a coast-to-coast FSD trip. 🚗💥 It lasted 58 miles before crashing into debris at 77 mph. Ten years after Musk’s promises, Tesla’s “autonomy” is still a fraud.
I Am Here for Elon: The Tragedy of Fake Fan Accounts
Every time I scroll through Twitter or Facebook, I run into them: grown men with freshly minted accounts, often created just days ago, whose sole purpose in life is to defend Elon Musk. The names aren’t subtle, either. One recent gem was literally @IAmHereForElon. You can’t make this up.It’s pathetic. It’s cringe. And it tells you everything you need to know about how far idol worship has gone in…
Tesla just lost a $329M Autopilot lawsuit. So the board gave Elon Musk a $23B bonus. Executives are leaving. Cars are crashing. Sales are falling. RoboTaxis are banned. But sure — let’s reward the guy who hasn’t shown up in years. #Tesla #TSLAQ #Musk
Elon Musk is robbing his own shareholders — again. He made xAI while neglecting Tesla & SpaceX, and now he’s forcing them to pay him for it. It’s just SolarCity 2, 3, and 4 at this point. Same fraud, bigger bubble.
SpaceX just funneled $2 billion to xAI — the same Musk company that bought Twitter from himself. The richest man alive is shuffling billions between his own scams while Tesla burns, Starship fails, & fanboys cope. Occam’s Razor: it’s just fraud. #ElonMusk #Tesla #SpaceX
Tesla just removed the driver from the most dangerous car on the road. Now it’s braking in traffic, stranding passengers, and dumping people in intersections—all while Elon Musk pumps the stock. It’s not the future. It’s fraud on wheels. 🛑 It’s 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?
The ARREST MUSK MAGA snapback cap flips the script — bold, iconic, and unapologetic. Make a statement. Expose the fraud. Demand better.
Even with the best-case numbers, Starship can’t reach the Moon — and in practice, it can’t even reach orbit. The rocket equation exposes just how far from reality Musk’s Mars claims are. Physics doesn’t lie.
New drop: Red or blue, this snapback says what everyone’s thinking. High-profile cap. High-profile fraud. Time to Arrest Musk.
Katy Perry went to space. Elon Musk didn’t. She brought music. He brought orbital trash. One’s a pop star. The other’s a grifter with rockets. #KatyInSpace #ElonOutOfPocket