Magic!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle. she/her - 28

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[spikedru]

(twitter)

[forthegothicheroine]

#why did no one do this to dracula

I'm so sorry to tell you, @hippity-hoppity-brigade, this is Dracula.

[punishthemplease]

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[angel-advise]

*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry

[angel-advise]

does anyone else think this post is kind of bad ass, and that the girl who trips over is probably awesome and has huge boobs?

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[mr-deep-downer]

women who aren’t even 30 yet

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[aflo]

leonardo dicaprio type of post

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[flock-talk]

So glad that toto loves smooches because I would simply implode if I wasn’t allowed to give him a smooch

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[gaytommykinard]

i went to greek school. next question.

[saascs]

pookies

[krav0r]

I think Gojo is a lucky guy 😌❤️

[crumb1994]

[evilsanlang]

[important-animal-images]

[krav0r]

I think Gojo is a lucky guy 😌❤️

[bunjywunjy]

*muffled whinnying*

[bunjywunjy]

*Majestic Hoofbeats, background soundtrack by Hans Zimmer*

[fly-sky-high-main]

[adulthoodisokay]

SHONY

[withbroombefore]

Oh no, they are all very good and also not very expensive.

[pan-galactic-enby]

[sharks-in-posts]

Shark… Shark spotted?

You know what, yeah. Shark.

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.