Maleficent Is DA QUEEN

“Now shall you deal with me, o’ prince, and all the powers of hell!”

[only-tiktoks]

[tokimaeki]

post-friendship syaoran is always on the verge of snapping (and we love that for him)

[okkottsus]

I love you. You’re the one i love most of all. 

[andretries-deactivated-deactiva]

Aaaaand here is my Lucy Graaaay!!!

I wanted to give her amazing hair, so here she is, with a big ass snake too! I hope you like her! I had lots of fun drawing her, specially her dress! If you want to see the more of my Hunger Games art visit my instagram :3

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[yourdisneyside]

    Ask ‘em my questions and get some answers

[safe-haven-safe-place]

@keeleyshawart

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[vaspider]

No I think you're playing 38C chess.

[arrowsanddandelions]

F u c k

[choko-lates-choka]

[snkl-frtz]

I sent this to a group chat and was told that I'm "distressingly good" at finding faerie portals.

This pleases me.

12.06.2022

[shuunnico]

OP dates her posts so we know she hasn’t been taken by the fair folk yet.

[tikkety-tok]

[sexygaywizard]

[neofooturism]

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[bnyrbt]

…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

if people can’t change their beliefs, are we all meant to just fucking die the second we make a wrong decision? it’s stupid and unsubstainable

[depsidase]

[shencomix]