[arrybones]

Finally completed my fourth playthrough after a significant hiatus. This was my warrior Warden!Rook, dwarfy dwarf world state, romancing Harding, with my Dwarven inquisitor who romanced Blackwall. Meet Killian:

He was stern/curt and to the point, with an excellent face card.

He was also very smol and very w i d e.

Favourite part of the playthrough was tantrum stomping making people fall over overwhelmed, and full body kicking much bigger enemies. He was a sword and shield champion.

The Harding romance was cute and I liked the Dwarven lore (and wanted more).

But as before, I'm a console player and I can only have three saves so I have said goodbye to Killian, in order to start my next playthrough.

[deckitout]

sir julien !!

[arrybones]

The right level of superiority, hot and punchableness. @quiddie your restraint in not slapping him is admirable

[shitmyreviewerssay]

The study essentially collected some data and ran some correlations, so the reader learns nothing new, and there are no methodological suggestions for the field either.

[arrybones]

Ah memories from when I was deep in the trenches of my PhD...

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[arrybones]

Third playthrough finally finished after a slight hiatus. This was my Crow!Rook playthrough with the overwhelming sassy Alejandro De Riva. Alejandro, like the great Zevran Arainai before him, seduced the local hunk of a warden (in this instance Davrin). He was a big fan of the dual stabbies, as rogue duelist with necrotic weapons, but also a fairly good shot with a griffon bow.

Look at that smoulder!

In true snarky style, this crow did not put up with Solas' shit and outsmarted the Dread Wolf. Take that for being a betraying egghead and underestimating a trained assassin. Now Solas is in a prison of regrets and Alejandro is riding Davrin into the sunset...when not being a doting second father to Assan.

He spent the entire game in this armour with the nipple stars until he unlocked the Invitation, which of course he wore to the end. Defeating the evil gods with the power of cleavage, sass and sharp blades that leech health and inflict necrosis.

No screenshots of late game or the romance, as I was in the zone and forgot all about taking them.

[arrybones]

A bit belated as the playthrough got delayed while I was sick, but here is my second Rook, Alia. She was an all around Nice Gal TM, Mournwatcher, polite and very understanding, and a dedicated coffee and Lucanis lover.

She was the shortest I could make an elf, with decent curves and long flowing hair. Here she is next to Lucanis, a certified Short King.

All in all very nice, very sweet but I'm a console player and can only have 3 saves. I have finished the playthrough and bid her farewell as there can only be one mage save on this Xbox, and Meerak and Emmrich are still my fave

[ex-riddlecats]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

[ex-riddlecats]

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

[anxietyproblem]

[biowareproblems]

Someone: Are you going to a New Year’s Eve party?

Me: Yes.

Me: *Plays Citadel by myself.*

[only-tiktoks]

[cipheramnesia]

HEY >:[

[iconuk01]

[hussyknee]

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[beautifulterriblequeen]

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

[usurperss]

Artists who know how to draw armors or very detailed clothing are powerful

[usurperss]

oh to draw embroidery like Alexander Roslin does

[ashadeofpemberley]

See it’s stuff like this that makes me believe that selling your soul to the devil in exchange for talent was a real career track in the 1700s.

[saladbarselectionmenu]

Don’t worry you don’t have to sell your soul, just huff enough poisonous paint fumes over your hours and hours and hours of practise everyday that you THINK the hallucination you had of selling your soul actually happened

[preciouslittlewatcher]

Emmrich being the least romanced just means all 12 of us are in an echo chamber of love over this sweet man and honestly good for us that we have such taste.

[biowareproblems]

Someone: Are you going to a New Year’s Eve party?

Me: Yes.

Me: *Plays Citadel by myself.*

[ironinkpen]

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

[carpecerevisiam]

New fun thing: tag the song and artist you’re currently wringing dry so the rest of us can hit it up

[revvethasmythh]

on the one hand, i both understand and somewhat agree with the criticism that the lords of fortune were defanged of the more problematic elements that accompany treasure hunting and piracy, but on the other hand the idea that isabela reformed her raiders into a group that checks how important a plundered item is culturally before doing anything with it specifically because the last time isabela did NOT do this it resulted in An Actual Violent Coup That Almost Destroyed Kirkwall And Got The Viscount Literally Murdered is so fucking funny that i'm just like "yeah, fair enough"

[arrybones]

Introducing my first Rook, Meerak Laidir, sarcastic spellblade mage, adventurous Lord of Fortune, lootfiend, and Emmrich's darling. Ran around Northern Thedas guns out, abs out, thighs out 🤣

I'm normal about their romance I swear...

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

When you max the Qunari height slider and then wonder how he fit in that coffin/sarcophagus.

I'm pretty sure he's going to be my canon but will playthrough all the romances with different Rooks to be sure!