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TT & IG: @ge0citi3s ! - Homestuck, Hannibal, Sherlock, AHS, The Office, JJBA (kind of), Dorohedoro, TF2, IDV - ICP, Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Will Wood. 

[ltacryptid]

[uyunto]

the troop by nick cutter

(left-to-right: Kent, Ephraim, Shelley, Newton and Max)

[troop52]

I like that the general consensus on Shel is that he's just a some lil repulsive thing that's nasty and bad but also he's endlessly intriguing and MUST be studied under a microscope.

Like yeah I hate him and he sucks and he keeps murdering my favorite characters but!!! He's a lil quirky. He's fun to draw. He's the human equivalent of a car crash- I can't look away!! He gets some props for that, I think.

[sunsetforestzone]

yo: asi que eso es lo que esta pasando ahora en argentina. que pensas? decis que milei nos va a cagar a todos?

martin fierro que saque del libro con mis poderes oscuros: legalizaron el matrimonio homosexual?

yo: si si piensan que vos y cruz eran gays tambien pero escuchame lo que te pregunté

[sweetvelvetdark]

blood meridian fandom (?) is so unserious like wdym “he is edging, edging. he says he will never come”?

[the-heron]

Gay people can never just say "I love you" it's always gotta be some shit like "partnerships are built on broken boundaries" or whatever

[jdmara]

why are you as men with an ambiguous relationship dynamic dressed like midnight cowboy

[animusrox]

Fargo (2014 - ) S05E05 "The Tiger"

[sporesgalaxy]

I think about Tommy & Mr. Coolatta lore every single day of my life

[6kuros]

THE science team

[arter1a-citi3s]

so you guys are telling me I've never posted my other sniperspy art,,, dang (plus I need to chance my url)

[arter1a-citi3s]

Back to posting my silly people!! + opening commissions soon so be prepared,,

[arter1a-citi3s]

Some fanart based on the fic “What’s a Little Hug Between Enemies?” by PunmasterExtraordinaire on AO3! Go gay people, yippie 8.))

[t-rexmeerie]

Free Sayu Icons ~

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Back here again with these Sayu edit stuffsss! Just showing my appreciation for both Sayu and fellow Sayu Stans 💕💕

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Seriously, thank you very much for the +100 likes on my recent Sayu edits! It makes me happy to know people do actually like my edit! I hope to make more in the future, this won't be the last edit batch you hear me?! 🤗💕

But anywho, I hope you enjoy these Sayu icons made freely for you all! Free to use , but preferred with credits !

There are more of these, but because of Tumblr's ten image limit if you want to see more you will have to either join the NSR Amino as I posted it there too OR see on my Twitter @chlomeerie

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[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

[headspace-hotel]

I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

[headspace-hotel]

I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

[agent-octopus]

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

[headspace-hotel]

there's art now

[jetlaggingbehind]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[pluralwizard]

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

[catgirl-kaiju]

Did I do it right?

[pluralwizard]

You did it perfectly.

[thitkoh]

@lipid

[lelouch]

[lelouch]

[darngoodmead]

[jackslenderman]

[montereybayaquarium]

[femmepathy]