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Dollar store toy wand has hidden picture of demonic child cutting herself with a kitchen knife.
A mother in Dayton, Ohio was shocked this week when she purchased a toy wand for her child at a dollar store only to find it ran not on unicorn hair but a picture of a child slicing her arm open.
In fairness to the dollar store (literally called â$1.00 storeâ) the product was named âEVIL STICKâ, though the pink lettering, fairies, swirls and snowflakes on the packaging ensured it would catch the eye of toddlers.
The fact that the wand emits a cackling laugh when activated is probably permissible, the horrific hidden image less so.
âItâs a picture of a girl slitting her wrists. Iâm outraged over it,â mother Nicole Allen, who bought the toy for her two-year-old daughter, told WHIO.
âI want to know how they think that that is suitable for a child. There was barbie dolls on one side and baby toys on the other side, and these were right in the middle.â
The storeâs owner, Amar Moustafa, said it was up to parents to properly read the toyâs label.
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Iâm sorry can someone politely explain why there is a mid-2000 lookinâ, straight-to-Family Dollar movie of a FLASH GAME?!
These make my teeth itch
why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it
One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.
That would be Sandy Petersen.
Nice
âYou kill demons to save the World.â
âThatâs devil worship.â
âLadyâŠ.you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. Itâs not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.â
Terry Pratchettâs view on Doom:
âOver the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil⊠prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demonâŠâ
Having been alive and conscious for the religious backlash against Doom and earlier even Ghostbusters I can tell you that the fundamentalists back then were offended anyway that you defeated demons without using the power of Jesus. That was literally one of their complaints. Doom Guy and the Ghostbusters are bad for children because they teach children you can fight off the devil without praying.
Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought things couldnât get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could âfeel like a Kardashian for a dayâ and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to âfind herselfâ after being âbetrayedâ by her friends who didnât want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
Iâm in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THEREâS AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means thereâs AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasnât caught yet
at first i was like âwhy did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??â but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and
It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying
Thatâs the only part of that entry you found terrifying?
HUH????
Look at that hand on the leg, Ashâs mom is a freak
Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now itâs his stepdad
We are all Pikachu.
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My bros I have been doing a lot of reading about Wacky WWII Hijinks lately and I want to tell you a story because I love it okay
once upon a time there was a dude in Spain named Juan Pujol Garcia. Pujol was a chicken farmer. Pujol hated him some goddamn fascists.
See Spain had recently ended its civil war, with the fascists taking power. So when WWII broke out in Europe, Spain technically remained neutral but in practice was buddy buddy with the Nazis. Juan Pujol Garcia thought this was pretty bullshit
so soon after war breaks out Pujol travels to his local British embassy and goes âhey I wanna spy on the Nazis for youâ
âwho the fuck are you?â say the British, and kick him out
but Pujol is not deterred! He still wants to dunk on some fascists, so now he goes to his local German embassy instead. âheyâ he says, âI wanna spy on the British for you, I sure do hate themâ
âyeah okayâ say the Germans âthat seems pretty legitâ
and just like that Pujol now officially works for the Abwehr, the German intelligence agency. They hand him some spy gear (invisible ink and such) and instruct him to travel to Lisbon, and from there make his way into the UK. So Pujol heads to Lisbon, and a little while later writes to his German handlers telling them heâs made it to England
Pujol had not made it to England. He had, in fact, made it to the Lisbon public library, where he checked out a number of English guide books and set about just wholesale making shit up
this is slightly complicated by the fact that, for example, he completely did not understand British currency and all his expense reports were basically gibberish. He also reported things like bribing Scotsmen, because the people of Glasgow would âdo anything for a litre of wineâ (an actual quote) because, hey, people in Spain like wine so thatâs probably the same right?
Here is where it starts to get really crazy, because the Abwehr loves this. âwow this dude is a great spyâ they say, because apparently none of them had ever been the England either. In fact, they are so pumped about this new awesome spy that the British start to get worried
you see, by this time the British had cracked Germanâs supposedly unbreakable Enigma code and were totally dunking on the Nazis by reading basically all of their ~super top secret~ radio transmissions. And, crucially, theyâd become so good at breaking and reading traffic that there were literally no German spies in England. The Germans would set up a spy drop (usually dropping dudes in by parachute in the middle of the night), the British would intercept the message and then just scoop the dudes up as soon as they landed in a move that must have been SUPER embarrassing to the spies
so there are no German spies in the UK because theyâre all sitting in a prison run by MI5 (although some are being run under supervision as double agents, feeding Germany bullshit). But suddenly MI5 is picking up all this traffic from the Germans talking about their super great spy- a spy the British do not have in their jail
âoh shitâ says MI5, and starts rereading all the transmissions they have to and from this mysterious super spy.
âhey waitâ says MI5, upon actually reading the shit the spy was sending. âsomeone is playing silly buggers, pip pip cheerioâ
At this point, Pujol, still in Lisbon, had actually been approaching the British embassy again, repeatedly, but apparently âI am literally an Abwehr agent and would like to offer you my servicesâ wasnât interesting enough, because he was repeatedly turned away, again. It wasnât until MI5 started asking around that one of the embassy staff was like âoh yeah we know that guyâ
so in 1942 the British finally make contact with Pujol and he officially becomes a spy for MI5. They move him to London and assign him a case officer so he can start making up even better bullshit
and he does. Once actually in London, Pujol reports to the Abwehr that heâd recruited a whole slew of informants- from a bunch of Welsh Aryans to disaffected army officers. He ends up with a network of 20+ sub-spies, all feeding him information from around the UK
none of these people actually exist
Pujol just straight up invented like 20 people, keeping careful track of their fake personalities, names, and activities. With the help of MI5, the information he sends becomes even better- a mix of true but ultimately useless facts and actually important intel timed to arrive in Germany just slightly too late to be of any use. He and his âspy networkâ become the Abwehrâs most trusted agents
Pujol, now codenamed Agent Garbo (for his acting skills), ends up playing a huge role in the run-up to D-Day, where the Allies mounted a huge intelligence campaign to convince Hitler that the planned site of attack was going to be Calais and not Normandy (this was Operation Fortitude and you should absolutely look it up for more Wacky WWII Adventures). Obviously you know how this ended
crazily enough, the Abwehr never figured out that Pujol was a double agent. After the war he received both the Iron Cross Second Class (which require personal authorization from Hitler), and a Member of the Order of the British Empire (from King George VI)
unable to resist being totally fucking ridiculous, Pujol turned down MI5âs post-war offer to continue spying, but this time against the USSR. âno,â he said âjust help me fake my own death and then Iâm moving to Venezuelaâ
and thatâs exactly what he did. Juan Garcia Pujol died in 1988, at the age of 76
Okay Iâm just editing my reblog to add this picture of Juan Pujol Garcia because I feel that it adds so much to the story to picture him doing ALL THE ABOVE with this expression:
What a legend.
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this is my favorite post in a very, very long time.
Leaf Green goes on a backyard adventure
I did a lot of these shoots years ago and nobody ever appreciated them đ
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
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This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so theyâre naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
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