Absolutely Not

[fagstaynight]

yeah i dont really like to visit home all too often mostly because of my folks. my mom’s fine but my dad spends all day at spawn giving all the noobs green herb collection quests. he doesn’t even do anything with them he just stuffs them in his pants and comes home with these huge pants and says “well that’s another day in the pocket” like it’s something anyone other than him says. i think my mom only married him because she runs the Lesser Potion Craft Quest down the street that needs green herbs and won’t get anything out of the divorce aside from green herbs. But yeah i’d really appreciate it if you Exterminate 20 Rock Lizard and 3 Elite Rock Lizard

[thatcutelittleneko]

[mistycatt]

Dont know if you still do requests but thoughts about obi-wan in the red mandalorian armor? 👀

OK THIS IS A CULTURED ASK… HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT 😭😭😭😭

Hope you like him ^^

Also @finlayflop I know you asked for this too 👀

[bird-prince-art]

My good friend luke

[maybelsart]

Junicorn day 3 #

THe Sunrise

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

there is things like earplugs and immersion blender and not riding on the bike or goung on the boat if there really truly is no way you will wear the safety gear

[wistals]

ratthi & murderbot

bonus: ratthi & secunit 3

[cacodaemonia]

May I add:

[sheepyboo]

Peeta’s Confession

[have-you-been-here]

Pieniny National Park, Poland and Slovakia

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[bowelfly]

I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

[bowelfly]

[gffa]

Adi Gallia | from Star Wars: Women of the Galaxy

[ampervadasz]

[peachmage]

[mbta-unofficial]

Common civil service W

[xinakwans]

mr. freeze's only crime was loving his wife. and you know. everything else

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[crazysodomite]

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

[demilypyro]

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time