all my worst malevolent thoughts

malevolent posting. she/her. there will be gross and questionable posts.

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I'm changing my url from kaynes-missing-socks to arthur-lester-slander because that is pretty much most of what I post now.

Call me Kayne the way I love tearing this pathetic man to shreds.

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What are Kayne and The Manager doing as children in my toilet-themed ghost anime?

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do you ever think about Kayne malevolent

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Joy. Till the end of time. And nothing in between. That's what he wants. Joy. Can you blame him for wanting that? Okay you can judge the way he's going about it, but can you blame him for wanting to actually be happy? Not temporary happiness, but a full, pure, joy. In control, being the one to define himself, being limitless, feeling joy.

I almost want him to get it. To have a moment of joy. To actually smile, not a smile filled with chaos or the sinister smile of Azathoth's influence, but a smile of peace. It's weird thinking about someone like Kayne doing something like frolicking in a field, but the idea of him feeling that kind of emotion and freedom... I might be tearing up.

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#Id say he deserves it but like. he absolutely does NOT and that's part of the reason I want him to have it #let this horrible self destructive creature feel something gentle for once in its limitless existence pls

Tags by @pensivetense

YEAH YOU GET IT

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The only thing I really want from the finale which I have wanted for a while but doubt I will get is an actual flashback to the moment Arthur realizes he forgot Faroe. The moment he stops playing the piano and runs to the bathroom to find his little girl's corpse floating in the water. The reaction to seeing his daughter, the denial that she is dead, the desperate attempt to do anything that could fix this mistake, and the acceptance that Faroe is gone and that it's his fault. Did he scream? Did he cry? Did he check her pulse? Did he hold her? Or was he in such a state of shock that he couldn't do anything at all? I know its a pretty fucked up thing to want and I know it would emotionally destroy me but I need it.

[inkedbyash]

Wife doodles <3

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Lillith and Kayne if they loved each other

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I keep thinking about this because Kayne and Doof both have daddy issues and love attention and over-complicated evil schemes. Which led to this.

Kayneshmirtz: "Ahh... Arthur the Detective. Your timing in impeccable. And by impeccable I mean completely peccable!" *activates trap* "Now you are probably wondering about my latest scheme. Well you see Arthur the Detective, Azathoth never showed up to any of my birthdays. He wasn't even present when he created me. So now I will enact my revenge by eliminating him and taking over the tri-dimension area. Behold! The Blackstone-inator!"

Arthur the Detective: *sitting in a trap wondering what is going on, why Kayne is talking like that, and why he is wearing a fedora*

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Quick how do you pronounce Nyarlathotep out loud. I think ive been pronouncing it in the same way Larson does with the southern accent sort of inflection and im pretty sure thats wrong

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Lillith and Kayne if they loved each other

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I literally just posted this it must be a glitch...

What the fuck. /affectionate /positive /does this mean we are best friends now @theonewithallthefixations

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Lillith and Kayne if they loved each other

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Arthur is so cute when his mind is slipping away and he's dancing and he's telling John about how much he hated his friend and he's dancing and he's laughing and everything's getting a bit creepy and he's dancing and laughing

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I was so right about this. More malevolent entities need to start slipping him things. The King in Yellow did it the wrong way. So did Lillith. Look how malleable he was in this moment. Lillith should've been taking notes for how to get Arthur to do what she wanted with the Blackstone. The nightmare was cool but she clearly fumbled here.

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My first thought was give Arthur deliriants so he can finally experience all the horrific things John has seen. Also because I want to torture him.

This brought me to researching whether blind people can see when on hallucinogens. As would be expected, there is little research into the subject. The scientific consensus seems to be that blind people do not have visual hallucinations while on drugs. However the only studies I could find talked about people who were born blind.

This is where speculation comes in because I'm pretty sure Arthur can still see in his dreams. The later in life someone becomes blind the more likely they are to have visual dreams. So I'm leaning towards the possibility that hallucinogens may produce visual hallucinations for Arthur. Meaning any entity looking to mess with him may be able to fuck him up even harder with drugs.

Kayne was probably so sad that he missed Arthur's little mushroom adventure because I know he would love to watch his special guy tripping balls. Although Arthur is already so mentally ill that he might try to immediately throw himself off a building.

[rockytye]

+ John if he has a body (not human)

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I think that Kayne's ideal reality would feel like being inside one of those tiktok brainrot videos where there are four videos of subway surfers, family guy, soap cutting, and reddit posts all playing simultaneously. And on top of that there is a poorly directed stage play where Kayne is playing house with Arthur.

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So was anyone gonna tell me that Hebrew Lilith is associated with owls and her name can be translated as screech owl, or was I just supposed to read that in a Pokémon article myself?

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Malevolent au where everything is the exact same except instead of a blindfold, Alia has on a sick pair of shades

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Hot take I don't care that Harlan completely forgot that John has Arthur's foot. I've seen the amount of hand and eye porn you guys have created. If that is what it takes to prevent an onslaught of Jarthur foot-fetish content from invading the fandom then so be it.

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Got bored. John blushing upon ye

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I'm fucking losing it he used to call him like Marigold and dandelion and shit now he's like what's up butterboy

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I fucking called it!