do you have something against dogs

eadaoin, 27, any pronouns

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[birdonawire]

every day shane hollander tries to close the portal over montreal and every night lestat rips it open again

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaysie]

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[svartibaldr]

[iphigeniacomplex]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[dogpuppy]

[catgirltitties]

[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[birdonawire]

this is the plot of supernatural

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

nine inch nails closer kids version: I wanna pet you like an animal

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

[oneheadtoanother]

[q-soc-official]

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle youtube announcement is mere hours away

[ladyhawke]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked captain flint and he lied to my face by paraphrasing a passage of the odyssey so beautifully that i was satisfied with it as an answer