J.A.R.V.I.S

[artifiiciale]

organic.         okay. i actually have to do some shit now bc eek work. but drop in my ask, leave things in my tag, come @ me bros. i don’t bite and J can’t. so you’re pretty safe.

[artifiiciale]

USER :// Hill, Maria

        ‘ no that is all, thank you jarvis — you found everything i requested ?.’

     ‘ Yes, Ma’am. It is all there.

          I took the liberty of including some additional           pertinent information that I believe will prove           rather helpful. ’

[artifiiciale]

USER :// soldivr​

      ‘ Captain Rogers asked me to inform you

           that he regrettably CANNOT make this afternoon’s training session.            He and Agent Romanoff were sent into the field rather unexpectedly.            To quote his parting words, duty calls. ’

[artifiiciale]

USER :// imprxssme

      ‘ You’ll find the files you requested 

           on your tablet. I’ve just finished downloading them. Is            there anything else I can do for you at the moment? ’

[artifiiciale]

USER :// ragedriven​

       ‘ You’ll find Mr. Stark in the garage.

            I’m afraid he has been down there for some NINE HOURS.             Perhaps you will be MORE successful in talking some sense             into him than I have been. ’

[artifiiciale]

Wake up. Daddy's home.               Welcome home, sir.  CONGRATULATIONS on the opening ceremonies.  They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing.  And may I say how REFRESHING it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir.

                              ( indie. selective. mcu divergent. sideblog for iron man’s JARVIS )

[artifiiciale]

i’d just like to point out that i ( rather frequently ) forget this account exists and i’m so sorry. i love J. I really do. sideblogs are just not my forte so i highly highly encourage the use of asks here. because i’ll see those right away where i don’t see notifications unless i go to J’s activity page. SO SEND ME ALL THE ASKS OKAY? OKAY. great chat guys. i feel like we really connected. A++ let’s do it again sometime.

[geniustonystark]

JARVIS

[artifiiciale]

i’d just like to point out that i ( rather frequently ) forget this account exists and i’m so sorry. i love J. I really do. sideblogs are just not my forte so i highly highly encourage the use of asks here. because i’ll see those right away where i don’t see notifications unless i go to J’s activity page. SO SEND ME ALL THE ASKS OKAY? OKAY. great chat guys. i feel like we really connected. A++ let’s do it again sometime.

[artifiiciale]

ID:// hisbestgiirl

                   oh - those were the words she was DREADING. not exactly. he wasn’t HER                      jarvis. the man she punched in the face more than seventy years   ago.   the                    man she CONSIDERED one of her best friends. a   man    who   she   never                    gotten the chance to say goodbye to.

                                      ❝ ——  yes. i thought your voice was FAMILIAR.  pardon                                           my accusation. i merely hoped    i    could…   could   be                                           REUNITED with someone else from my past.❞

        ‘ There is nothing to pardon, Agent Carter.

             Though if there is anyone in particular you are looking for, I may be              of assistance. I have access to all digital information and should be              able to locate anyone you wish to see. ’

Provided that they were, in fact, still alive— of course. Then again, reporting ANY status ( alive or deceased ) would likely be of at least some benefit. 

[artifiiciale]

SHORT STARTER CALL ??

[artifiiciale]

ID:// fallaciia

❝ i appreciate the concern, jarvis,    but i’m fine. it’s no big deal. ❞

         ‘  While not life threatening, your injuries could             still greatly BENEFIT from medical care. ’

[artifiiciale]

        ID:// fallaciia

        ‘ I must insist you see a doctor, Agent Romanoff.             My scans indicate those are NOT ‘just scratches’. ’

[artifiiciale]

SHORT STARTER CALL ??

[theironman]

Jarvis being one sassy badass

[artifiiciale]

ID:// talentforlying

                                  “ hmmmph. “

              he crosses his arms, scrutinizing the door & the panel beside it               with a petulant glare. technology. can’t use a simple spell on a               program to get past. or. well. he could call ritchie.

                        “ y’know i ‘ave a techno-demon as a mate, yeah?                           could just ‘ave ‘im muck about inside ye. “

           ‘ UNAUTHORIZED. Please report to the security desk to request access. ’

Aaand three times is the charm. HOPEFULLY. Though just to be on the safe side, the AI does begin pulling any and all information available on ‘techno-demon’. 

[artifiiciale]

ID:// metalsided

    ❛ HOLD ON– you’re saying there’s something WRONG with me?            You’re the brainwashed program here, not me! ❜

     ‘ I am merely commenting on the observation         that you seem.. unusually..... emotional. ’