I'll soil YOUR breeches

dawg I don't even like the colour blue

[julesisblue]

yahaha! you found me! call me Jules! any pronouns (really I’m just trying ‘em all out, whatever vibe I give off ig just use those??)

I sometimes rb nsft. any posts I make here I assume everyone interacting is 18+.

art account is @bluejulius (because jules is blue!) when I first started posting I didn’t know how side blogs worked, so that’s mainly why that exists, lol.

some tags;

#julesdraws for art,

#julesasks to see if I've answered your question,

#julesisqueue for my queue (sometimes untagged, I do my best)

#julesthoughts for my own text posts and opinions,

#sniddies for shirtless snotlout

#freaklvl for nsft/18+ posts. (it's my blog, I pick the freak level!) If you are under 18 or just don’t want to see those posts, block that tag <3

#oc posting hrs for OCs, check the art acc for most of the art there

#eretlout for literally every single scrap of eretlout content I could ever find, ever!! (it's pretty extensive, lowkey I am very proud if this one)

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[annabelle--cane]

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

[googoogojob]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[myvestedinterests]

Progress on that wip of Hiccup

[morningowls]

This duo is lowkey so underrated, we don't talk about how in the absence of Valka and sometimes even stoick when he's too busy being the chief, it was Gobber who looked after Hiccup. And now Gobber's best friend is gone and he's watching his best friend's son who he's seen grow up, become chief. It must've been so bittersweet for him because on one hand he just lost his life long buddy but on the other hand he gets to see his apprentice go from being under confident and underestimated to becoming their leader. So yea i love the fics in which gobber and hiccup's relationship are emphasized

[ilynpilled]

a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. u can accept and reckon w both dimensions in ur analysis

[ilynpilled]

there is nothing morally purifying about suffering or victimhood, it is not something that inculcates “goodness.”

one’s character has no impact on whether they were/are a victim or not, victim status is not something that is only afforded to the palatable.

it also does not = absolution.

[ilynpilled]

ppl cant handle this in cartoons made for teenagers lets not get ahead of ourselves

[berkswinterrose]

ˋ°•*⁀➷ ❝𝑰𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖—𝒎𝒚 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉.❞

A while back I saw a quote that said: "𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖." and I sobbed a little cause my mind immediately flew to these two little dumb dumbs (affectionately 🩷) since it describes their whole relationship beautifully 🥺🤧💘

They spent half of their lives looking out for each other, guiding one another, making sure they always had a shoulder to lean on to the point it became second nature.

Until they eventually had an "Oh. Oh." moment 🫶🏻💞 In separate instances, however 🤓

But b o i were both equally intense; for Hiccup especially. The poor lad was a disaster when all that crushing yearning washed over him practically overnight ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

*dreamy sigh* men in love, amirite? 💖

[jae-in-a-trenchcoat]

2 years since Chaos Theory premiered!! I thought I would do a redraw of last year’s redraw of the first ever piece I did for this show! It still means so much to me and I’m probably gonna be drawing Yasammy til the day I die 😋

Previous redraw and OG piece below

2024 2025

[nosuda-cringe]

Last one for now old ass maglout from even before i decided to couple them up

[rpfofficial]

levels of mutualship :

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly

academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on

neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening

we're regulars at the same bar

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

[canid-sys]

which mutual is prev?

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior’s bond

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to constantly

my little intellectual crush

neighbor in the same apartment blog that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbor across the street who i wave to every morning and evening

we’re regulars at the same bar

i can’t even remember who you are but you’re fundamentally important

nuance/prev is bald/tags

Voting ended onMay 30

i polled it 👍

[sattbowie]

Snotlout Spider-man

[dreambirdclinic]

toothless!!!!

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.

[hatesville-deactivated20250228]

beating the fuck out my husband because I can’t remember my Etsy password