[90s-2000s-barbie]

Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends (2004 - 2009)

[floating-goblin-art]

this came to me like divine epiphany and i had to drop everything and draw him real quick

[murkyquirky]

Tolkien is like cottagecore Gomez

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[murkyquirky]

What a normal person might think: cute nose

What my brain just supplied: what nice cartilage

[murkyquirky]

Today's weird brain compliment: He has a beautiful curvature to his spine

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[goth-queen]

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[motheremeritus]

Anyone care to translate? It’s not Latin or Italian apparently. Definitely not Swedish. 🤔

[pinkiepiebones]

In search of something better

but more importantly- the domed roof of P3’s crypt has moths on it! I thought they were bats at first but I’m quite sure those shapes are meant to emulate the Cirice death’s head moth!

[motheremeritus]

Yup!

[murkyquirky]

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[starsdrown]

Rest king, you were so meaningful in my formative years. Your joy and creativity will not be forgotten.

[fierce-little-miana]

Xie Zheng’s middle management is clearly not paid enough to deal with the bullshit created by their boss lying to his wife.

[murkyquirky]

We need a web series spin off of his unit all going for drinks; half of them crashing out over the web of lies, and the other half being the incorrigible gossips we know they are.

[beardedmrbean]

This one hurts, Rest In Peace.

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[murkyquirky]

I finished!

I understand Qi Min's appearance even less now!

[thelatestkate]

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[murkyquirky]

spoilers

Please tell me this bitch did not put together a whole ass kangaroo court rather than just talk to his wife?

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[murkyquirky]

spoilers

"Hey, would beating the shit out of your ex make you feel better?"

"...Best.Date.Ever."