Artist Block A

Lizbeth, Filmmaker, Drummer Break free from the prison of your own imagination. I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. First in Jiggery Pokery.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[catcrumb]

[that-spider-witch]

Disney 1994: Tries to copyright the phrase Hakuna Matata. The Swahili rightfully calls them out.

Disney 2017: Tries to copyright Dia de los Muertos, a Mexican religious holiday. They get called out on their bullshit pretty damn fast and cease on their attempt.

Disney 2021: They now want to copyright an ancient Norse pagan deity.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zanmor]

just put this as a footnote off the title of any paper i write

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[the-goblin-brew]

“A few too many” shut the fuck up he clearly had just the right amount

[anxietyproblem]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

[daisydandy]

“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”

“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”

“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”

“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “

“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”

“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”

[little-tigerlily95]

I love this so much omg

[creativemercinary]

@aubade-things

[nenestansunsthings]

!!!!! oh this looks amazing!!!

[beeftony]

That ADHD feeling of "I actually do understand that you're being sarcastic, but I deadass do not know how to respond in a way that communicates that understanding."

[beeftony]

This is also why people who base their entire sense of humor around making others uncomfortable by acting like they're being completely serious are so fucking exhausting to deal with.

[babyanimalgifs]

Puffins in a flower field 

(via)

[logarithmicpanda]

Anyone else has like... The inability to form habits?

Like normal people, they repeat something daily for a couple weeks and it sticks. They might miss a day here or there, but the overall habit is formed.

Me? I can push myself to do the same task daily for 8 months, forget one day, and it's gone. I realize 3 weeks later that i have not done it a single time since.

[naamahdarling]

ADHD mood.

[randomfandomteacher]

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

old school hate mail

[jakovu]

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

[thesparkofrevolution]

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

[skeletonrex-deactivated20151101]

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

[thesparkofrevolution]

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

[prokopetz]

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[studentlifeproblems]

[pom-seedss]

Me submitting my 5 page paper anyway

[beameized]

Okay but tad cooper actually became a dragon

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

And I actually got a Masters in English Summa Cum Laude

Thanks Tad Cooper

[unpardonablemonomania-deactivat]

[georgiancraftsman]

[whitepeopletwitter]