Witchy

Meddlesome Lord with Homosexual Tendencies [Commissions Open] 

[bemorch]

The Warden, the Champion and the Inquisitor

[altorinaart]

«A Patchwork of Hope» 👎

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay here's my entire island lineup so far

i'm curious to see if you guys can figure them all out. most of them are uh... definitely obvious

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[daftpatience]

and what if the character wasn't directly rejected but at every turn they were made to experience situations that made them feel completely irrefutably unwanted. what then

[velinxi]

Jayvik Dnd AU

[artistic-fuss]

GUYS I NEED HELP

does anyone know the Rythna fic where Lalna is a corrupted cop and Rythian is his drug dealer? He would shoot Lalna up with heroin? very specifically remember that Rythian would do it between Lalna's toes later because his arms were too bruised Sjin was also a cop, Xephos miiight have been the deputy, I do not remeber, I don't remember Zoeya being there, or Teep, or Sips

PLEASE its not on ao3 anymore

[resvarie]

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

[warden-anders]

no magic, pure grit alone, who wins in a fight?

anders (dragon age)

gale (bg3)

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

you can assume both the orb and justice are dampened and out of reach as well.

[riparoonie]

[artistic-fuss]

there isnt a mage in DA that couldnt beat the shit out of gale for real, they are a different breed

DA mages could fight astarion no magic genuinely

[warden-anders]

no magic, pure grit alone, who wins in a fight?

anders (dragon age)

gale (bg3)

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

you can assume both the orb and justice are dampened and out of reach as well.

[riparoonie]

[felderwin]

anders: i need mage rights because when andraste fights against the system oppressing her it’s a godamn miracle but when a mage does the same thing he gets stabbed

hawke: i mean they did also kill andraste. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill andraste

[laerugo]

"hey hawke, remember the time we found that weird hopping crow in lowtown and followed it around for a few hours?"

"yeah"

"guess what"

"you didn't dedicate your book to that dumb bird, did you?"

"no, but i did spend an hour detailing it to the seeker as an important plot point and then i never mentioned it again"

[gwenthebard]

Had a dream there was a new six hour long HBomberGuy video that starts with him tryingnto debunk Daniel Molloys novel "Interview With The Vampire" as a fun short video. After thirty minutes in and pulling a "so obviously vampires arent real" thing he launches into a three hour tangent bringing up all the weird historical details that are completely accurate when you accounted for stuff like Louis saying the wrong cemetary or church name

Four hours in he breaks down and says "okay so, this would all point to actual pop rock artist Lestat De Lioncourt being a real vampire, and Kate pointed out he was playing in my town a couple weeks from when we were covering all this. So I called and asked him for an interview to see if I couldnt get a better feel for what was going on"

He then proceeded to take out colored contact lenses and remove the gloves hed been wearing the whole video to reveal he was a vampire and the title card just popped up saying "GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED" and I woke up before the next two hours of video could play

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[mainarte]

trailcam armand

[enthyrea]

i wonder what they were up to before this

[artbysarf]

Y'all need to Broaden Your Minds