Jaeger Bangbastic

My Instagram: Artisticmuser 25. Multimedia artist. Stressing is my speciality.

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[knighthearts]

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[knighthearts]

how bad could it possibly be

[knighthearts]

this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

[knighthearts]

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

[delphinidin4]

[androidboy]

part-time position. weekends forbidden. MUST NOT BE AVAILABLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. always greet customers coldly and ignore your team members. looking for someone who can take directions terribly. must be horrible at math, crumple under pressure, and add more sorrow to the atmosphere. this is an unfriendly workplace, we all hate each other here, and we’re looking for individuals who disagree with our viewpoints.

[hasufin]

Bank's hiring, I see.

[catchymemes]

[geothebio]

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

[socialmaya]

[tangerinegrove]

[gingermalarkey]

Figures dancing gracefully

Across my memory

[important-animal-images]

[egberts]

[thebreakfastgod]

when I see queer adults in public im like look at me. look at me. look at me. do you see me? i see you. please recognize me

[inthefallofasparrow]

[romantic-musings]

artist Nathalie Lete painted her house full of flowers during quarantine

[yourrfeelings]

"how have u been”

bro i want to disappear forever without a single explanation

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]

[carnival-phantasm]

[werehog]

these were experimental horror films for kids and even toddlers

[werehog]

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