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slaygentford

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

nineherbscharm

catchymemes

babyboomerbullshit

admin: this one is good actually

yorhaw

lesbianrey

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

soloontherocks

peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire

heauxkami

propagation tips for fruit and veggie scraps 🥬

midwesternartlovertraveler

I found this on Facebook.

reinerist

shinraalpha

This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche

whitmerule

Plot twist: the river is about to be MADE OF HORSES

catchymemes

enemies-to-lovers

I’m just saying

so here’s our favorite adoptive space dad Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is in Rogue One:

meanwhile, here’s Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is after the exact same amount of time:

I’d like some of whatever Bail is having on Alderaan and exactly zero of what Obi-Wan is having on Tatooine

bemusedlybespectacled

well one of them is the viceroy of alderaan and the other one is living as a hermit in space nevada, sorry that obi wan isn’t keeping up his moisturizing regimen on Planet Sand Hell while bail organa drinks kale smoothies in the shade

nocontextgoodplace

the-poor-decision

This is an underrated joke

dynamax--grookey

You say joke but

quasi-normalcy

There are two types of British TV shows: the kind that run thirty episodes across twenty years; and the kind that have produced an episode a day, without interruption, since 1960. There is no middle-ground.

gifsboom

donwestmoved-deactivated2020042

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

theroseandthebeast

#i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like is he gotham’s biggest himbo? is he making a self-aware joke as a social ice-breaker as a kindness to vicky vale? #has he actually never noticed this room in his own house before? #surprise HE’S PLAYING ALL THREE #the twitchy dead-eyed yet gentle friendly raccoon bruce wayne persona that redefines ‘more money than sense’ #is my favourite public bruce persona #all this bruce does is give away his money and pop up at charity galas at which he gives away his money #smile benignly from time to time and tell non-sequitur stories (in good faith!) #and no one can quite tell if he’s got an extremely sophisticated and oblique dead-pan humour or if he’s just dumb as a rock #he once spent an entire fundraising dinner fascinated by a novelty ship in a bottle #and when asked about it he says he’s going to try one full life size bc people could just walk through the opening to make the ship in parts #and someone asks the hostess in genuine earnest ‘is wayne really going to do that??’ #and she’s like ‘I DON’T FCKING KNOW ANYMORE GENUINELY YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE’ #batman 1989 #keep gotham weird (harrietvane)

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE

prokopetz

I’ve said it before, but: the real reason Batman and the Joker are opposite numbers is because the Joker is desperate for people to recognise his comedic genius, while Bruce Wayne – both as a civilian and as Batman – lives and dies by the fact that you can never tell whether he’s yanking your chain.