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James Corden Responds to Bill Maherās Fat Shaming TakeĀ
Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay
One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was āWell, thatās unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.ā
On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncleās $5,000 loan. Sheās a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system.
She didnāt need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their familyās responsibility.
In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didnāt cosign the loan and isnāt executing the will.
Who is responsible for paying off the debts of your deceased relatives?
Hereās a link to the detail on that one.
Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money
They really do.
My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: āSheās dead, good luck collecting.ā The credit card asked my mother, āDonāt you want to clear your grandmotherās debts? Donāt you want to clear her good name?ā My mom laughed at them again. āNo,ā she said. āBecause a 90 year old wasnāt watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Donāt give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.ā
Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that arenāt your own. They often canāt even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in.
DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT ARENāT YOUR OWN.
If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.
The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because youāve now agreed to pay it off.
Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.
Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing
And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this
When I was little, my grandmother died unexpectedly young after a sudden and debilitating illness. My father ended up paying her debts - debts we couldnāt afford by any stretch of the imagination - because the banks and debt collectors convinced him he didnāt want the debtĀ āstaining her reputationā
Itās been twenty years and Iām still violently furious about this.
This is 100% true!
Making phone calls to family members of dying/deceased people is a part of my job (long-term care pharmacy). When we find out that a customer is dead, we have to ask who, other than that person, was responsible for the bills. If they say no one, then we have to write off that debt.
I'm sorry I never called. I'm sorry we never got to have that one beer together. Why was it so hard to just pick up the phone?
But it's too late, and I have to live with that now.
Never take your friends for granted. Get that one beer or that cup of coffee. Make time for each other.
full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh
Arrested for not possessing a valid drivers license, held in custody because she couldnāt make bail, āfailure to receive adequate medical attentionā is the reason of her death. On April 26th she was in a car accident and instead of taking her to the hospital they detained her. Died last Tuesday in police custody in the Walker County Jail in Huntsville,Texas. The same jail that killedĀ #SandraBland. No one knows, no one is talking about this, no cause of death has been given, and even her hometown had no idea she was dead.Ā
Whatās her name???
Symone Marshall
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by āthe wildest shitā i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
āAnd so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said,Ā 'Nice going, loser.āāĀ
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
I would read this in its entirety.
omg ditto
I love how Adam is the loser even though it was Eve who listened to the serpent, he just didnāt have the balls to smack it out of her hand š
we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishmentĀ
save for yourself and for future generations
reblog to save a life
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Oh man, OOF, but also Respect, thatās a huge ass decision to make but I think itāll be great PR for them if they can make it better.
Props dudes š best of luck
Guys, PLEASE donāt treat this as an admirable decision. What this change basically amounts to is a HUGE amount of overtime for the animators without any delays in the release schedule nor changes to the budget, itās a decision HE can make bc it wonāt personally affect him but it will affect the animators. Even worse, supporting this decision could send the message to other companies that weāll support practices like this in the future.
It actually wonāt. The actual animation is not changing, the model its being applied to is changing. Thats not what animators do, thats what artists and modellers do, the lions share of the work is theirs. Its not going to be zero work, because nothing ever is, but there are numerous professionals who responded to that tweet pointing out how its actually not a hugely difficult or undoable job for CGI, because theyāre just going to apply the animation they already have to a new model and touch it up where they need to. We SHOULD support practices like this in future, we SHOULD support companies actually listening to their audiences and providing a better quality product/service as a result beforehand, not cocking it up and issuing an apology after. So lets not try and drag down this godsend of a change with phrases likeĀ āhuge overtimeā or imply its going to be ruinous to anyone (especially based on no evidence) because according to actual animators who work on films like this, that is simply not true.
Reblogging cuz ^^^this^^^ is IMPORTANT to know!
Thank you for explaining! I was really concerned for the animators
Heās hugeā¦.
Thatās Deep Blue, they think sheās the biggest white shark ever filmed
Of course itās a girl. Sheās beautiful and Iāll keep my hands inside the cage at all times
Iā¦I love her.
My daughter is beautiful and strong.
her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her
I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said āwhos a big pretty girlā at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things Iām afraid of are beautiful too.
So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed. Ā According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture sheās super pregnant too. Ā
Reblog for Deep Blue positivity
Holy fucking shit
favorite presidential kid? probably alice roosevelt.
-her mother died two days after she was born and on the same day her maternal grandmother also died. teddy was so sad that he left his newborn daughter with his sister anna for two years and could never bring himself to say his wifeās name so alice who was named after her mother had to be called āleeā, her middle name.
-when teddy remarried, aliceās stepmom edith made it clear that she thought aliceās mom had been beautiful but dumb. when aliceās parents couldnāt handle her anymore, they sent her to her aunt annaās. according to alice, āIf auntie Bye had been a man,Ā sheĀ would have been presidentā. alice claimed to feel one-sixth as loved as her five half-siblings.
-then alice got polio which at the time could kill, not to mention cripple. her stepmom put her through anĀ uncompromising regimen of nightly forced wearing of torturous leg braces and shoes, which left alice with no trace of the disability and able toĀ run up stairs and touch her nose with her toe well into her 80s.
-aliceās dad and stepmom tried to send her to a conservative girlsā school but alice wrote home, āIf you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I willā.
-when teddy became president in 1901, alice became an instant celebrity and fashion icon at age 17. she did scandalous things like smoking cigarettes in public, riding in cars with men, staying out late partying, keeping a pet snake (called emily spinach) in the white house, and placing bets with a bookie.Ā
-she even had a color - alice blue - and a song - alice blue gown - named after her. the press called her princess alice.
-during an imperial cruise to japan, alice jumped into a pool fully dressed and coaxed a congressman in to join her.
-one time a white house visitor commented on aliceās frequent interruptions in the oval office, usually with political advice. after the third interruption, teddy explained, āI can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do bothā.
-in february 1906, alice married congressman nicholas longworth and was the social event of the season. it was attended by more than a thousand guests and thousands gathered outside hoping for a glance of princess alice. she wore a blue wedding dress and cut the wedding cake with a sword.
-alice publicly supported her dadās 1912 presidential candidate while her husband supported president taft. alice appeared on stage in her husbandās own district with her dadās vp candidate. longworth lost by 105 votes and alice joked that she was worth at least 100 votes (meaning she was the reason he lost).
-aliceās campaign against her husband caused a friction in their marriage and longworth was known to be carrying on many affairs. it was also generally accepted knowledge in dc that alice had a long, ongoing affair with senator william borah, who by aliceās own admission was the father of her daughter, paulina. alice had a wicked sense of humor and had initially wanted to name her daughter deborah (as in de Borah).
-after the death of her daughter paulina in 1957, alice fought for and won custody of her granddaughter joanna.Ā
-in the 1950s, aliceās health began to fail her and she broke a hip. she also discovered she was suffering from breast cancer and had to have two mastectomies. in 1960, alice was diagnosed with emphysema.Ā
-alice was also a champion of rights for african-americans. one day, in 1965, aliceās african-american chauffeur and good friend, turner, was driving her to an appointment. turner pulled out in front of a taxi and the driver yelled at him, āWhat do you think youāre doing, you black bastard?ā turner stayed calm but alice told the taxi driver, āHeās taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!ā
-after many years of ill health, alice died of emphysema and pneumonia at age 96, outliving all five of her younger half-siblings.
-her most famous quote was, āIf you havenāt got anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to meā.Ā
-when senator joseph mccarthy joked at a party, āHereās my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceā, she replied, āSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may notā.Ā
-she told president lyndon b. johnson that she wore wide-brimmed hats so he couldnāt kiss her.
-when a kkk member dressed in full costume asked her to trust his word, she said, āI never trust a man under sheetsā.
so in summary, alice roosevelt longworth was badass.
this is her:
hereās little alice
more of teen/young adult alice
alice with her daughter paulina
alice as a grand old lady
Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Goghās depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
āNo woman needs youā said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I donāt get whyĀ ācat ladyā is an insult to women.Ā
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.Ā Ā Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you donāt see a guy, thatās usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box
Fox running.
I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several āI donāt want to talk to you, please go awayā for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.
Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you
Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.Ā
I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick.Ā His friend says to him,Ā āYou donāt have anything she wants to see.ā and apologized.Ā It was pretty awesome.
this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like,Ā ānot all men do thatā