Arual.

kick ass, go to space, represent the human race.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

why would they use that image for this

[drearyhours]

the communist man of pesto

[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[micahulrichdraws]

Dear diary: today I drew the most disappointed deer.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[memewhore]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[lil-aro]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

that would require a film industry not run by sex-crazed pedophiles

[galemalio]

That explains a lot.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fluentisonus]

notes apps are like:

carrots

yoghurt

bread

history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??

flour

meds

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[sbrown82]

[papa-mint]

My life has been meaningless until now🤘

[asianartiste]

oh, shes VIBING™ vibing

[popularhumor]