10 Things Christians Can Do Everyday to Better The World and to Stop Being Christian
10. Research senior citizens building boats without power tools and then tell me how likely Noah's Ark was. Not to mention a quaint little study on animal behavior, especially predators.
9. Look at your pastor's bank account, because apparently you didn't notice his Mercedes or pretended not to, and all the money you gave to poor little African kids doesn't seem to help them.
8. Grab a hammer, hit your thumb, and listen to the noises you make. If you find any familiarity between that and "tongues," you are probably on to something. It is just babble you make up and you sound just like that retard boy you tried to lay hands on to heal.
7. Ask your little boy if they have been raped because if you are going to a church with more than 10,000 people, chances are the deacons have got him and if he is really prime, the pastor had first dibs.
6. Please read the history of the creation of the Bible. If you did you would see that the majority of it has been put together very randomly and with great debate. Usually each generation has a whack at reediting it. Ever notice how many types of Bibles there are at the Bible store. Yep, the inspired word of god, my ass.
5. Please stop protesting at abortion clinics. Have you heard of women's rights and freedom of choice. If we could we would have you aborted, but that doesn't favor well with society's rules.
4. Get rid of TBN. When you become Christian do you lose all sense of creative wisdom? Do you realize you pay for their plastic surgery? That network is shit and if you keep funding them, then you allow dumbass people to make dumbass television. Then when you are drunk one day (which you will be if you keep being a Christian) and you happen to be up at 3:00 am, this will be the only thing that is on and you will be angry that you gave that blonde bimbo $100 last week.
3. Stop eating out on Sundays, Wednesdays, Bible study days, prayer meeting days, whatever days. Your constant eating out supports a large percentage of the fat people in America. Even notice why church's have pews, because you all are too fat to sit in individual chairs. Do yourself a favor and say no to the buffet on Sunday.
2. Stop hating on gay people. Just because they are more fun than you and dress better than you does not give you the right to bash them. Isn't it funny that you do that because I heard your pastor likes dick.
1. Stop being Christian because I thought you were smarter than that and when I know you are one, you are categorized as stupid because you chose creation over science.
