This is what happens when you stifle a quiet person’s energy:
He snapped and now he’s out for blood
The members when they hear others being roasted: 😂
When they next:😦🤯😥😱🤬😴😩

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This is what happens when you stifle a quiet person’s energy:
He snapped and now he’s out for blood
The members when they hear others being roasted: 😂
When they next:😦🤯😥😱🤬😴😩
He just woke up
never slammed the reblog button this fast
Show some respect, people.
THANK YOU
The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.
He’s a big hero of mine!
Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.
Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
…
My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher
@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao
This post has evolved.
I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.
@sebastianstansjawline @captaindibbzy I feel you would delight in this
this is why i’m still on tumblr. where else can i get this caliber of wonderful, magical, batshit weirdness
nct mafia au (aesthetic)
these are ideas for a fanfic series. *no guarantee i’ll write all of them. who are you most looking forward too? [masterlist]
Taeyong
highly respected and feared.
known to be cold and ruthless.
mafia kingpin of the north.
has a dark tragic past which has come back to haunt him.
position: boss /leader
read me - (pt.1)
Taeil
usually calm and collected.
acts as a voice of reason for his crew.
but don’t threaten what he holds dear, he’ll still destroy you.
has recently been keeping tabs on a cute but determined detective.
position: adviser/consigliere
read me - (pt.1)
Johnny
easy going and friendly demeanor.
people tend to underestimate his abilities.
can’t help to be drawn to a young bubbly artist.
a bad habit of pushing away the people he cares about.
position: sniper/long range shooter.
read me - (pt.1)
Yuta
rough childhood that he barely managed to escape from.
holds a grudge on the people that have inflicted him harm.
curious about a mysterious woman and her secret past.
wants to be loved.
position: cleaner/assassin
read me - (pt.1)
Kun
rarely gets his hand’s dirty.
likes to intimidate with money and blackmail.
deals with all the crew’s business ventures.
fond of his clueless and naive assistant.
position: underboss/business face
read me - (pt.1)
Doyoung
has a soft spot for people, often gives second chances.
stuck in an arranged marriage to his high profiled wife.
detests the idea of being tied down to a stranger.
realizes too late, that not all good things last forever.
position: lieutenant/gun specialist
read me - (pt.1)
Ten
ran away from his wealthy, loveless upbringing.
considered dead by the rest of the world.
surprised to see an old face, laughing and smiling at a carnival.
refuses to admit his old identity even if it hurts him to do so.
position: lieutenant/body combat specialist
read me - (pt.1)
Jaehyun
calm and laid back.
doesn’t like being caught off guard.
chameleon at changing identities.
ruffled by a woman who unintentionally ruined his latest mission.
position: lieutenant/retrieval specialist
read me - (pt.1)
Winwin
doesn’t often interact with people outside his crew.
particular about stranger skinship.
injured his hands in an explosion gone wrong.
take off guard by a kind and caring nurse with his best interest.
position: chemist/drug specialist
read me (pt.1)
Jungwoo
precious and the perfect gentlemen.
known for his reliability and loyalty.
talented at acting and getting people to do things for him.
protective of a fearful woman who sought his help.
position: grifter/charming distraction
Lucas
easily bored when he’s not working on a mission.
confident in his abilities.
great strength and a fearsome fighter.
intrigued by a fierce woman that managed to overpower him
position: all-around fighter/training lieutenant
read me - (pt.1)
Mark
talented and a fast learner.
the youngest to be promoted to lieutenant.
bodyguard for an outcasted daughter from a high profiled family.
conflicted by his growing affection for her.
position: lieutenant/security specialist
read me - (pt.1)
Renjun
known for his agility and dance like movements.
doesn’t usually fight unless he has too.
is frightening when his happy demeanor disappears.
drawn to the cute kindergarten assistant he met at a coffee shop.
position: high ranking soldier/escape specialist
Jeno
sometimes takes missions too far.
likes to surprised his enemies.
impressed by the ice cream employee that pulled out a taser.
terrified for her safety.
position: high ranking soldier/enforcer
read me - (pt.1)
Haechan
literal sunshine.
doesn’t often go out in the field.
protective his crew.
after a mission has gone wrong, he holds a calm kitchen-hand hostage.
position: weapon designer/technology expert
Jaemin
works directly under jaehyun.
extremely committed to missions.
after nearly drowning a women helps to pull him from the depths.
feels indebted and does everything to improve her world.
position: high ranking soldier/retrieval specialist
Xiaojun
working on arming his crew with weapons
thankful towards their new leader
plays a dangerous game with a hired assassin
fatal love comes with deadly consequences
position: southside lieutenant/gun specialist
Hendery
in charge of clearing their new territory
passionate at getting rid of enemies in his city
kidnaps a secretive drug dealer who is extremely clever
a little black book, uncovers the dark truth and grim reality
position: southside lieutenant/security specialist
YangYang
unexpectedly clever but sometimes quite random
is ruffled by the clumsy science major who keeps bumping into him
a true test of loyalty comes
the most innocent of souls can bring about blood and betrayal
position: southside lieutenant/strategist
梦行记 live-action m/v featuring SEVENTEEN’s Jun
@queerjunhui @shuuvee @kwibu @renjullets @spicy-soonyoung
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.
Who alway got in trouble? Me.
They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.
She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.
The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.
I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.
So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize.
“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.
These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.
“Melissa, did you punch him?”
“Yes.” I said.
“Why?”
“Because he snapped my bra strap.”
And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.”
“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.”
“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?”
I didn’t get suspended that day.
*slow clap for excellent parenting*
This is the parent I want to be omg
I went to a nun school.
The nuns there were like, so rad.
It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there.
There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy.
So what happened?
The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day.
Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.”
So I was at my desk during class looking like this:
Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.
If the Catholic church were run by like 90% of the nuns I know, the world would be a much better, much cooler place.
[in my best GODLY tone ever] oh! there she goes! mrs. indecisive! also known as mrs. confused. can’t get her shit straight! always lost! can’t settle for one guy! doesn’t know who to choose! pls avoid courting this type of girl smh🤦🏼♀️(bethany and kirsten would be proud of me yk)
*clears throat*
I felt this on a spiritual level
its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future
I AM VERY SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW DON’T TOUCH ME
List of SVT sasaeng/problematic fansites you should stop supporting
I keep seeing sasaeng fansites on my dashboard and it has to stop. Many of these fansites are stalkers, take photos in restricted areas, follow members on private schedules, are rude to carats, disrupt the peace and/or have official warnings from Pledis. Do not support them. Don’t follow them, like, reblog or repost any of their photos or fancams, it’s the least we can do for the boys.
To help you on your way here’s a big ass list for you guys. If you have any additions, please let me know as well and I’ll add them!
Source with detailed information and proof: [x] Extra source: [x]
(note: I’m only including active fansites)
S. Coups
- SCLAIR - Breathless Moment - MY MIRACLE
Jeonghan
- ONE SHOT - Rabbit Daybreak - Into My Eyes - My Deer - TOURMALINE - Twinkle
Joshua
- PINKY - Essays In Love
Jun
- the innocence - JunMeow - -VIVI-
Wonwoo
- Night Owl - PÉTALE - THUMBS UP - SAINT - Raffine - 19960717net
Hoshi
- STARRY NIGHT - Be My Dream - Daisy - PEARL - Luxury Time
Woozi
- Mintbreeze - Night Owl - Bubblewith - Friday Vibes - Cafe Rose
The8
- Infinity8 - Never Told You
Mingyu
- Dandelion - IRRESISTABLE MINGYU - mini macaron - Polaris - The Boy I Love - Marvelous - MING9COM
DK
- Sparkling Moment (also known as Do The Kyeom and Sunlight DK) - Be My Voice
Seungkwan
- Boobit - SILENT KNOCK
Vernon
- Monoclassic - Letters To Romeo
Chan
- Melty - Daisy - Chan Jjang - ValenDino
🧸hi there my name is V,your resident Jun loving dummy and I was wondering if I could get a promo 🍂 I write drabbles for svt and would die for all my followers 🍯
im sick of twitter
Seeing people on twitter say “Maybe if Cameron Boyce stanned _____ if wouldn’t have died” makes me sick to my stomach. If people said this when Jonghyun died twitter would’ve had a stroke! Cameron was important to a lot of people but yall take everything as a joke until it’s said about your faves
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. It’s spectacular.
SIGNAL BOOST BB’S