aj

hi i'm an aphrodisiac & a very mean canadian (◡‿◡✿) | changed my name bc a wave of gross ppl started following me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zanmor]

BEHOLD THE

C O R B

[parks-and-rex]

[thebelchers]

You’re in eighth grade?

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

dead

[medusabraids]

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[durbikins]

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

[seelcudoom]

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

[webbut]

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

[feedmecomicart]

ate the fucking knife

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[karpad]

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

[synthicyde]

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

[twitterlols]

I would trust him to defend my life

[humoristics]

A creative Halloween costume

credit

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[ruinedchildhood]

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[buzzfeed]

Guilty as charged.

[retrogamingblog]

Gaming then and now

[solardrifter]

Jikuu Tenshou Nazca - 時空転抄ナスカ (1998)

[alchyhol]

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)