Of Cabbages & Kings

Hi, I'm Michelle. Nineteen, Michigan, former character performer at Disney World and longing to go back.

[bedupolker]

 just like mamas!

Happy holidays!

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Pride 365 🙃

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[redwolf17]

As a bi woman I feel personally attacked by Hozier’s music, because I am torn between: 

1) wanting to worship women like he does in his songs and never sleep with a dude again; 

2) wanting a dude to worship me like Hozier does the women in his songs; or

3) wanting to go to Ireland, lie down on a fairy mound, and hope that Hozier comes and spirits me away to the land where he and all the fae women he worships live 

[hozierandpotter]

I’ve never related more in my life

[everything-is-connected]

Hozier: Plays™

Me: 

[pi-la]

[infomercial]

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[sylkana]

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overwatch wants what nintendogs has

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gay representation.

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[warandpeas]

Best of War and Peas 2018 

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cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

[nudityandnerdery]

The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

[zooophagous]

Are you shitting me

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

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Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[princessrhcenyra]

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

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Big ADHD mood

[scottandhiskind]

Big anxiety/depression mood as well

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