man, oh man, did you ever fuck the dog here

chibi lisa pfp art: @bug4932 capeshit sideblog, follows and likes from @mmanicpixiedreambutch any pronouns dyke. don't call me a man or boy; other masc terms are ok (guy, dude, brother, etc.) mostly worm and batman

[asexual-lisa-wilbourn]

hi my name is dean or harper and superheroes are my special interest. i'm relatively new to comics and less new to worm. i haven't read ward yet but i will at some point. in the dc universe, i mostly like gotham/bat-aligned characters and the superfamily/metropolis characters. in the marvel universe i like the x-men and spider-man. i don't like the avengers because of the mcu. i like my hero academia even though it's bad

no DNI but antishippers/pearlclutchers probably won't like some of what i post. that being said you can avoid my more problematique content by blocking "🧷 dove tag". this will get rid of any posts relating to ships or dynamics that are abusive, incestuous/pseudoincestuous, or which contain age gaps illegal in the united states. you can also block "🧷 spicy tag" to avoid seeing any posts with suggestive/horny content. the spicy tag will not be applied to dirty jokes unless they're, like, REALLY dirty

original posts are tagged "#🧷 dean says something" superhero reblogs are tagged "#🧷 [fandom] tag" (eg. "#🧷 worm tag") i tag character names by the most common full name (eg. "#tim drake"), both when i make original posts about that character and when i reblog something that i think has that character's vibe

[ieatedanimation]

dont make her leave her chair

[despite]

doodles from a while ago

[eggtomatosoup]

my favorite part of worm is when taylor said it's worming time and them wormed all over th

[dailyparahumans]

i apologize for the slop in advance

anyway what videogames i think undersiders would play except its not time period accurate and part of it is just the games i like

day 85

[getanshi]

bad damian comic: tt…. father still disapproves of me… i’ll never be as good as the other robins like grayson and todd and drake. it must be because of the evil running through my blood…. perhaps i was never meant to be his heir

good damian comic: (on the other side of the planet from gotham) slade wilson i will direct wire you $1 million dollars right now to go fuck off you limp dicked old bitch

[strikermoment]

bank scene

[vvexpyke]

Au where the undersiders aren’t a supervillain team and are the thrid shift FOH staff at a waffle house in rural west virginia and coil is their shift manager who never actually shows up for work but they don’t tell on him because they like being left to do their jobs on their own 

[zie1]

Gang wars reimagined as parking lot fights against the other restaurants in the strip mall across the road. The rivalry between Imperial Sushi Wok Asian and Der Brewhaus leads to a wild firework attack by the wok’s newest chef, who gets fired.

The constant fighting and disorder angers a plumber turned vandal, who uses his knowledge to catastrophically flood bathrooms in stores he feels have slighted him.

The rebuilding from that disaster catapults the newest waitress into acting management, only to clash with her absentee boss over his child labor policies.

Their ongoing battle is derailed by the arrival of the world’s scuzziest bunch of touring musicians, who are known for devastating restaurants through the country with their rowdy antics: the Wafflehouse Nine.

[dailyparahumans]

guts

day 124

[donnakori]

Dick buying slades contracts is like one of the funniest things ever, but i would go further. I would keep him on a keep-the-fuck-off-the-eastern-seaboard retainer. Pay the fucker he’ll take it

[donnakori]

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Bad Red Hood Comic: I’m a lone wolf. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. No one can know the dark corners of my mind

Good Red Hood Comic: I am going arrange the most bizarre and elaborate situation so I can monologue my inner most feelings to someone

[piper-mint]

https://mega.nz/folder/JZAhhahS#B58Vow5VW3ZaaOi1_c5qtg

Oops! I just dropped a cleaned-up version of Devin Grayson's Smallville: City and DC Universe: Inheritance's pdfs. Both scans were found from the Internet (you could find City from Internet Archive, and I got Inheritance from this post). They are not perfect but should be good to read. I have OCR'd the files as well. Enjoy!

page previews:

[yourgardenhermit]

i know in my heart that dick grayson has a crazy busy schedule and that he'll sometimes forget appointments. well not really sometimes he remembers but he lies and says he forgot cause hes so busy. so tim and barbara are like get a digital calendar but he never keeps up with it. so then his digital calendar is entirely managed by tim and barbara who are up in his business anyways. except he never checks it cause his piece of shit phone barely works enough phone phone calls and sms. so he prints out the weekly page once a week and just carries it folded and crumpled in his pockets. anyways im just imagining the horror of a work colleague or a parent of damians classmates seeing him pull out this dirty piece of paper from his pocket unfolding it revealing the craziest calendar schedule youve ever seen in your life. and then hes like oh gosh im five minutes late for my balloon clown shift at a quinceañera i have to dash and he drives off very badly and over speed limit with his piece of shit car. thank you for listening

[getanshi]

Once I saw this guy in a Batman shirt on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “There’s nothing to live for.” I said, “There are comics left to read. Do you like comics?” He said, “Yes, I love comics.” I said, “Me too! Big two or indie?” He said, “Big two.” I said, “Me too! DC or Marvel?” He said, “DC.” I said, “Me too! Superhero or otherwise?” He said, “Superhero.” I said, “Me too! Justice League or Justice Society?” He said, “Justice League.” I said, “Me too! Batman or otherwise?” He said, “Batman.” I said, “Me too! Batman comics or Batman adaptations?” He said, “Batman comics.” I said, “Me too! Pre-Flashpoint or Post-Flashpoint?” He said, “Pre-Flashpoint.” I said, “Me too! Pre-Crisis or Post-Crisis?” He said, “Post-Crisis.” I said, “Me too! Post-Crisis Mainline Batman or Dark Knight?” He said, “Post-Crisis Mainline Batman.” I said, “Me too! Post-Crisis Mainline Batman under Denny O’Neil or Post-Crisis Mainline Batman after Denny O’Neil?” He said, “Post-Crisis Mainline Batman under Denny O’Neil.” I said, “Me too! Post-Crisis Mainline Batman under Denny O’Neil - No Man’s Land apologist or Post-Crisis Mainline Batman under Denny O’Neil - No Man’s Land detractor?” He said, “Post-Crisis Mainline Batman under Denny O’Neil - No Man’s Land detractor.” I said, “Die, larper!” and I pushed him over the edge.

[casterintherye]

Look I fully support batman’s no kill rule for his character, I understand certain characters just don’t wanna do that. But I do think we’re in a drought of DC heros that shoot people in the head. like Red Hood should kill bad people and it should be viewed as heroic, i’m sick of this rubber bullets crap. Green Arrow should murder rich pedophiles, Wonder Woman should kill as a last resort. I want a spectrum, I want variety. give me political violence in my dc comics it’s baseddddd

[felonytaxevasion]

The Weaverrrr

[starsapphire]

Fanon Dick: sorry Tim I can’t ever love you as much as my dearly departed little brother whom I spent every waking moment with. We must remain distant lest you know all my affection isn’t truly for you. Now go walk home in the dark alone bleeding and bruised. It’s time for my weekly screaming match with Bruce

Canon Dick: excited to hang out with tim later #mytimmy. Time for my weekly screaming match with Bruce.

it's just not the same screaming at bruce with tim there instead of his little wing