Too many romantic jayr0se fics not enough fics where they're buddies
They should NOT have a kid and do domestic fluffy things they should be getting up to some BULLSHIT together. Stepbrothers levels of bullshit. Put them in some situations now. They have a night out at the club and somehow end up in the middle of nowhere alaska and they fought like three flash rogues, a bear, and both of their dads, and dick has to go pick them up the next day because they dont know where they are either
Im not done they need to be dick and donna levels of codependent best friends except 10x less functional. They're both super competent alone but if theyre in a room together all the brain cells go out the window
















