Small But Cool Posts

for posts that give the energy of a thirty-thousand-note post but have an unfairly small amount of actual notes (up to 1000)

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Greetings

I am the Small but Cool Posts official and I find posts that have 100K-note vibes while only having like 37

So basically @worldheritagepostorganization but for little posts that don't get enough credit

[siriuslyobsessed394]

reblog to steal ALL of the presidents shoelaces until he has NONE LEFT and all his shoes are SHOELACELESS

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post (yes) (I like your shoelaces) (thanks I stole them from the entire government)

[siriuslyobsessed394]

WOAH yay thank you tumblr user small but cool posts official

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

:D

[siriuslyobsessed394]

reblog to steal ALL of the presidents shoelaces until he has NONE LEFT and all his shoes are SHOELACELESS

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post (yes) (I like your shoelaces) (thanks I stole them from the entire government)

[asexual-offical]

what does the a in lgbtqia stand for

obviously wrong answers only

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

aardvark

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post (obviously it stands for aadvark)

[laciffo-satan]

I slept with DND today... For the first time in my LIFE. GUESS WHO DECIDED TO GET FRICKKING PROPOSED TO AT 3 AM???? CORRECT!!!!! SOMEONE I FRICKKING KNOW!!!!

[forgetthefall]

hello and welcome in to a new episode of 'I though that dnd was Dungeons and Dragons and was extremely confused before reading the rest of the post'

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Wait

This isn't about dungeons n dragons?

[laciffo-satan]

Did everyone think I slept with Dungeons and dragons??? How does one even do that???

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

OHHHHHHHHH this make way more sense nowwww

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Ehehehe this is amazing Official Small But Cool Post (they meant Do Not Disturb I think)

[kaylmao]

someone broke into my house and stole my pronouns when i was sleeping. i mean someone broke into the house and stole some pronouns while people slept

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

ooooh challenge unlocked: write a story without pronouns

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

[cloudabserk]

dry erase markers + xenonite

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

NOPE NOPE NOPE THE WHOLE OF TUMBLR ISN'T QUEER ENOUGH IT'S PRIDE MONTH YOU PLONKERS GET QUEERER RIGHT NOW

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

do you

want me to maker gayer posts?

how

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

channel the energy of 50000 screaming homosexuals

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

[cranberry-branflakes]

today is thursday

[cranberry-branflakes]

who the fuck reblogged this on a sunday

[cranberry-branflakes]

oh shit youre right

[cranberry-branflakes]

WHO THE FUCK REBLOGGED THIS POST AGAIN

[cranberry-branflakes]

I hate you all

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official (Relatively) Small but Cool Post

[toaasted-bread]

if anyone sees this post can you please just drop a silly alien or cat photo in the comments or reblogs or something i jusr wanna feel better

[spacecurlsandbowties]

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Haven't done this for ages cause my feed's full of phm fanart but Official Small But Cool Post!!!

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

All I have ever wanted in life is evil lesbians

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I love evil lesbians

[evil3ra]

i’m an evil lesbian ❤️

[a-french-coconut-deactivated202]

Can I apply to the evil lesbian membership ?

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

to apply you must answer yes to two questions

Are you evil?

Are you a lesbian?

if yes to both then congrats join the club!

[tired-shipper]

I'M AN EVIL LESBIAN! :D

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

YAY ANOTHER IM GONNA COLLECT ALL OF YOU AND PUT YOU IN MY PEANUT BUTTER JARS

[i-hate-gcse-english-lang-offical]

nooooo can I go somewhere else

peanut butter makes me feel viscerally autism bad

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

you can go in the autism corner

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

[fay-offical]

... apparently I have a math test tomorrow

I was not aware of this till now.

Chat do I study later or write lore:3

[coffee--spill]

Oh math!! The blue subject!!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's black or nothing-

[coffee--spill]

*incorrect buzzer and then you get punched in the face*

WHY WOULD IT BE BLACK 😭

[divineasteria]

Math? Being blue?

Math is red

[fay-offical]

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN?

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME?

WHAT HAVE I STARTED?!?

[coffee--spill]

It's

Fucking blue

It's the bluest subject HOW IS IT RED

[v4mp1r1zm-deactivated20260330]

Math is blue, English is red period.

[coffee--spill]

THANK YOU?? FINALLY SOMEONE SANE??

[burning-britain-official]

ENGLISH IS YELLOW HISTORY IS RED

[greggs-offical]

history is purple?

[burning-britain-official]

What are you on about?

[greggs-offical]

look, english is definitely yellow. but history?? 💜 purple. allll the way

[burning-britain-official]

No subject is purple

[greggs-offical]

☹️ history is

what colour do YOU think maths is

[burning-britain-official]

Blue

[greggs-offical]

see i'm torn between red and orange

i understand blue for maths more than i understand RED for history...

[burning-britain-official]

Your insane

[greggs-offical]

mmmh you're projecting rn 😔😔

[burning-britain-official]

I know I'm insane but you are too

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

maths dark blue (but red/ orange is second)

english blue (not the fuckass green and orange at my school)

science overall is green

biology is green

Physics is blue

chemistry is red

history is 100% purple

geography is green cuz earth and shit

[burning-britain-official]

Your wrong on so many levels

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

can we agree science is green tho?

And geography??

[burning-britain-official]

All science is green and geography idr but it ain't green

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

but grass...

[burning-britain-official]

But water more water than grass so with that logic 8t should be blue

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

but it feels wrong its like naturey idkkk

[burning-britain-official]

Why not brown like trees and dirt

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

Yeah i can accept that

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

(Maths is so light blue, English depends, history is red 100%, physics and geo both green, chem is orange, and bio dependsss)

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

oooh i like chemistry as orange and geo as green but the rest are nope if maths is blue it is dark blue

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

*quick mental maths to see if the likes and reblogs add to more than 1000 or if they don't so I can rb it*

[fay-offical]

... apparently I have a math test tomorrow

I was not aware of this till now.

Chat do I study later or write lore:3

[coffee--spill]

Oh math!! The blue subject!!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's black or nothing-

[coffee--spill]

*incorrect buzzer and then you get punched in the face*

WHY WOULD IT BE BLACK 😭

[divineasteria]

Math? Being blue?

Math is red

[fay-offical]

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN?

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME?

WHAT HAVE I STARTED?!?

[coffee--spill]

It's

Fucking blue

It's the bluest subject HOW IS IT RED

[v4mp1r1zm-deactivated20260330]

Math is blue, English is red period.

[coffee--spill]

THANK YOU?? FINALLY SOMEONE SANE??

[burning-britain-official]

ENGLISH IS YELLOW HISTORY IS RED

[greggs-offical]

history is purple?

[burning-britain-official]

What are you on about?

[greggs-offical]

look, english is definitely yellow. but history?? 💜 purple. allll the way

[burning-britain-official]

No subject is purple

[greggs-offical]

☹️ history is

what colour do YOU think maths is

[burning-britain-official]

Blue

[greggs-offical]

see i'm torn between red and orange

i understand blue for maths more than i understand RED for history...

[burning-britain-official]

Your insane

[greggs-offical]

mmmh you're projecting rn 😔😔

[burning-britain-official]

I know I'm insane but you are too

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

maths dark blue (but red/ orange is second)

english blue (not the fuckass green and orange at my school)

science overall is green

biology is green

Physics is blue

chemistry is red

history is 100% purple

geography is green cuz earth and shit

[burning-britain-official]

Your wrong on so many levels

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

can we agree science is green tho?

And geography??

[burning-britain-official]

All science is green and geography idr but it ain't green

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

but grass...

[burning-britain-official]

But water more water than grass so with that logic 8t should be blue

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

but it feels wrong its like naturey idkkk

[burning-britain-official]

Why not brown like trees and dirt

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

Yeah i can accept that

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

(Maths is so light blue, English depends, history is red 100%, physics and geo both green, chem is orange, and bio dependsss)

[sapphic-offical]

YURI.

[heart-offical]

yuri

[gus-offical]

yuri?

[sapphic-offical]

yuri <3

[tired-shipper]

yuri!!

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

yuri...

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

[elronthemage]

Whenever I think im being cringe I remeber this is MY blog and thats MY problem and if you cant be cringe on tumblr we have failed as a society

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post

[mooncupthebutterbeam]

What do people do if they cant hit the 🤨🤨 every time someone says something diabolical?

I feel the eyebrow raise is a vital way of being judgemental and i could not live without it

[dionysuspress09]

This is when you invest in some very very very thin string, some teeny tiny pulleys, and make an intricate pulley system by gluing the string to your eyebrows so you can puppeteer them.

Hope this helps!

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post